Friday, 3 AM.

I saw him, Truck-kun. That bastards gonna kill me! Meh? Who am i kidding, life was pretty shit anyway. You might be wondering who i am? well let me sum it all up for you.

Names Yuri Kurayami, 18, Single and a virgin.

I don't really know how i haven't had my cherry popped yet as i am quite the beauty and no i won't tell you what i look like, it's not gonna matter anyway, Let's just say i was very beatiful.

Oh! did i tell you i was lesbian? No? alright then, now you know.

Anyway, i saved a little girl from being run over by a truck but while i saved the adorable little child i didn't save myself reulting in me getting smashed into a pulp by the truck, pretty tragic right? no? alright then fuck you and your family tree.

Where was i...? Oh yeah! I died from being run over by the stupid truck and now i am infront of a goddess. She didn't really say anything out of the ordinary, only the cliche stuff like i'll grant you 3 wishes and reincarnate you and all that rubbish.

While i was thinking of wishes i remembered the goddess didn't tell me any limits to my wishes so i came up with a loop hole.

"Alright, i have made up my mind on my wishes!" I said while grinning like a villain.

The goddess looked a little frightend by my evil smile but she quickly recovered.

"Alright, tell me your wishes!" The goddess said while beaming with a smile.

"T-too b-bright..." I mumbled, the goddess was quite literary be summed up in 4 words.

A. Ball. Of. Sunshine.

"Hm? something wrong Yuri?" The goddess asked me with a questioningly matter.

"Nothing! anyways my wishes is as follows"

Wish 1: "I want to look like Scáthach from Fate"

Wish 2: "Unlimited wishes, basically making me a god, like your self"

Wish 3: "You, i want you as my wife"