Look left.

Look right.

Up.

Down.

Center.

Simple enough to do, yet difficult for me right now what with my frigging HEAD being strapped to a TABLE of all things! Confused? We're in the same boat here pal, so give me a bit to remember what led up to this point yea?

Got a grip yet?

GOOD.

Let's get started.

First things first: I'm Sarkian. Not my name, my Race. Or Species if that's what you prefer Makes no difference which to me, but SOME upper crust fogies will get their tails bent outta shape if you say one over the other. I don't get why, both apply for the same thing right?

Anyways: We've got numerous horns of size atop our heads and spikes along our backs, down to our tails with more coming in on us as we get older. The older we are, the more/bigger those spikes n horns will get. I've seen some REALLY old Sarkians, and trust me, it's not a pretty sight. Eyes vary from yellow to orange, blue to green, red to silver, though those two are rare as can be. Oh, word to the wise: dont ever mess with someone who has dual colored eyes. Most of em have really short tempers for whatever reason, and will get violently angry over the slightest thing. But dont be rude about avoiding them, that'll make it worse. Trust me here.