"Welcome to the universe of Asteroids and Aliens. Prepare yourself, space travelers, for yet another thrilling adventure through the sea of stars," Eosphoros announced with dramatic flair. "Last we met, our heroes had just escaped the clutches of the man eating Jabwaka, fiercest of the warring tribes of the planet Xerces. At present, the fearless space ship captain, Jack-of-Rabbits and his closest allies, Sly Foxman and Gregor Stoneyes are holed up in their downed ship discussing repairs."
"Sullivan, I still can't believe you named your character Jack-of-Rabbits," Liron shook his head. "And that figurine you made… I can't take it seriously with those ridiculous bunny ears. I mean, it's no wonder the Jabwaka tried to eat us."
"Hey, I'm allowed to make my character whatever I want," Sullivan huffed. "Besides, you don't hear me giving you shit about 'Sly,' now do you?"
"That's because he's so totally awesome there's no shit to give," Liron stated proudly.