"In the meantime, I own the hospital. Cydney has surgery tomorrow, she needs a blood transfusion, she's having eye surgery. She eats straight shit so her left eye is puffed out." he explains. "She had three heart attacks, the last doctor put water in her head. Um..." he thinks, "She's also getting her teeth removed, she's going in for stomach surgery. She has a brain scan, we have to see the neurologist "
"Goddamn." I turn my lip up. "I got eight kids. Also, I never fucked her, I use a needle. I have to get a new body, but I'm going to use the Frankenstein method. I need arms, I already got green eyes, she also has cervical cancer, Which is good cause I got like eight. It's crazy." he blows a kiss at me. "But nine will be yours."
"Why am I here?" I pout my lips out. He comes closer. Sam lays his finger on my lip. "I'm cheating." he smiles. "I have shitterlings, it's embarrassing. Cassidy's nose is fused at the nostril, and Jarrah has a cleft plate and no eyes. Florence is 100% deaf and she has three fingers and a tail. Adam is almost normal but he sounds like a zombie and he has a vagina. His eyes is fucked up, like the left eye goes up and the right eye is stuck in the east. I love my kids but... they look like imps."
"I'm so sorry." I blink rapid, i can't understand how fucked up the kids are. "And!" he yells, "Cydney has microcephaly but you have megalencephaly. That's why you founded stem cells."
"I don't eat shit."
"I know. I love you!"
"Ok...," I look off to the side.
"Now, my kids have a bedtime. 10 is the time, Cassidy has a little leg, and Florence has an extra eye on her tummy so don't let her sleep on her stomach."
"Ok..."
"Albinism is all over Adam. Nyama used to be white. Cydney was too. And you used to be albino, but stem cells."
"Right..." I look at him. "I don't know why am so ugly as a vampire. But will you give me a child?" he smiles.
"Sure. Boy or girl?"
"Boy." he flutters his eyes. "Name him God."
"Jehovah..."
"Excellent..." he puts his hands together. "Now let me show you the play room in the house. "It's right down this way. It's the master suite for Adam because he's swollen. I have to take the locks off. Adam is strong and he needs a new body. Cydney has other children. Tanya, Candance, Brachycephalia or Breanna, also Torielle but that's kidnapped child. She gave her male enhancements pills. So tori has a dick. She said she wanted a gay doctor but I don't think lesibians work like that. What's that porn called?"
"Futanari..."
"That!" he gestures at me. "Cydney has a dick, she wanted to act in porn. She even got a little bread growing."
"That's how she died!" I'm so sick of hearing this. "Put a baby in be done with it!"
He smiles and that turns into a pout. "Fine."
He motions his hands for me to me, I follow. But I'm irritated. "Down this hall. Beyond the wall to your left used to be an exercise room. We branched that out to the master suit, so all Adam's siblings sleep with him."
"Why am I here?"
"I can't stand Cydney being the way she is!" he shouts. His vampire phrase is out. "I loved a prostitute. She was so frail... so thin. Her breast were small and she was dirty but too dirty. Cydney fucking sticks. So bad!"
"Right..."
"My house smells like shit!" he shouts. "The things I do to please her. I can't even have sex. My dick is numb! Porn doesn't even work on me! I wanna fuck and I fuck good!" he grabs my arm. "Real good. I can fuck. That's why I showed you." he smiles. "It's big! Just around 17."
"Really?" my eyes widen. "Just like how you like it... bigger than Gabriel's... right?"
Lord my memory is terrible, "Sure."
"Why be with him." he pulls me to his chest. "You like black men."
"He is black..."
"Not as black as me..." he shows his fangs in his smiles. "Be black Shikki... love me."
I ogle. "Ok..."
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"When I grow up, I wanna be a princess." Cassidy twirls in her little white gown. "Cause mommy is a queen. Even if she eats piles of shit. She ate mine once." She must be bald headed, she wears a wig. "Cassidy, come here and let me straighten your wig." I say from the corner.
"It's not attached." she pats her head. "It's sitting crooked." It's nice red bowl shaped wig. She marches sassily to me and turns around. I turn the wig to the left, so now her eyes want to appear. She's missing an eye.
"I'm ugly." she starts tearing up. "You are but it's fine." I pat her head. I'm a fucking nanny. I wish my kids were here. "You see, it's not your fault you look like this. You've been poisoned. See, mama has a eating problem, and we call that pica."
"She eats shit because of pica?"
"Raw and pure." I pat her shoulder. "You can be pretty. You can do everything it is you desire." I squeeze her nose. "Your mother is ill. She even tried to kill me."
"Huh?" she looks down, "Why?"
"Because I go against what she thinks," I stand up. "I'm not her mother. I have kids."
Her eyes get big. "I hate my life. Can I... be a child."
I sigh heavy, "This is why she's crazy." I roll my eyes side to side.
"I won't tell! Sometimes she's in here and fingers me!"
She's still doing that? I grit my teeth, "I'm sorry..." I pick up Cassidy. She's surprisingly heavy. "She's a pedophile and a pedophile to some means, child lover."
"Daddy never touches me."
"That's good." I put her down. I look to the door and Cydney is standing there without clothes. "Again, you wanna be miss prefect. You can't have her."
"You rape your daughter..." I say in disgust. "I don't rape her!" she yells. "I showing her how to have sex." She stares at Cassidy. "You know how to eat pussy, right?"
"No..." she shakes her head. "Yes you do. I want a gay daughter. And you look gay!" her eye twitches. "Oh my god that's happening again." she holds her eye and runs out the room.
Day 1.
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Day 2
The kids woke up. Nyama, Cassidy, little Masika, Florence, Adam, I forget these children. I have to count on my fingers Masika, Nyama, Cassidy, Florence, Jarrah, Adam, and Edmond. Edmond is so fucked up, he has a swollen lip and fat fingers. He doesn't have a nose at all. One of his eyes is glass, and he said he couldn't smell. Everything smells like shit including himself.
"So, you'll have a kid with daddy and Jehovah is like gonna have 10 arms and be really hairy. He has to be. I predicted the birth of Jarrah and has two toes." Florence shows two fingers. "He likes to walk like a dog an bark."
"You didn't predict him right," says Cassidy.
"SHUT UP!" she smacks the table. I'm noticing that her right arm is bent. "Stupid monkey."
"I'm smarter than you!" yells Cassidy. "It doesn't matter!" yells Florence. "You can't be a princess. You so fucking ugly!"
"You have two hands and a penis." says Cassidy.
She gets up and flips her sister off. We sit at a little table and Florence does have two hands on one arm. Cassidy walks out the room and Florence eyes turn grey. "So, like I was saying. A baby with ten arms, Mama makes mutant babies, so you should tradition." There is an odd looking cupcake on the table, and it looks like chocolate, but it had an odor. She picks it up and waves it in my face. "This is Shit cake. It'll make the baby have ten arms. And," she smiles. "He'll be psychic and have a big head like yours. We have a doctor too, his name is Ergal Dolrod. He said eating shit builds the immune system and that builds strong arms. So, Jahovah has to have ten arms!" she holds up 10 fingers.
"That's..." I look to the side. "Possible but not wise." I say. "Do you eat shit?"
"I do. I have two nudgets worth of shit everyday so I get strong bones." she grins. "I also drink radiation, but about 7 ounces." I understand why he wants a kid from me. She holds the cupcake in my face again. "Eat it!"
"I already ate shit yesterday. I'm good."
"Alright, that means you have vitamins." she gives me the thumbs up. "Again, Jehovah should have ten arms. That's my prediction." she squints her eyes at me. "You don't wanna make me mad."
"Oh no," I wave my hand. "I know how to eat shit. And you know what else, I eat gasoline." her eyes are wide. "You drink gas?" she seems so amazed by that. "I love the black liquors."
She puts her finger to her lips, "I don't think mama will let me have liquor."
"It's 3,000 dollars. She won't." I shake my head. "You have money?"
"I got pennies now. I own an ice cream factory."
"Ice cream!" she blurts out. "What kind?"
"Um, bird boo-boo donktastic is a flavor we have."
"Bird dookie!" she shouts. "I gotta tell mama about this!" she holds her forehead.
I don't know why, maybe it's my senses. I turn to the door and Cydney is there booty naked. She has bumps on her privates and green slime under her arms. "Dinner is ready." she speaks slowly gawking at me. "You mean breakfast mommy?"
"No stupid little bitch, what did I say?"
"Dinner..." she grabs her dress.
"Go get it. And don't ask for shit, I'm on a diet. We have pee and subs." she points in the direction of the kitchen. Florence scurries out the room. Cydney scolds at me. "You shouldn't be naked in front of your kids." I say.
She yells, "I'm not naked outside!" "You ought to be!" she pointed at me angrily. "Sex work! Your task is to sell everything for a profit.
"I am not a whore."
She grins and turns to go, saying, "You are!" I scoff. Who have I not yet met?
It's good to see Nyama come through. He's still ugly. "You want shit pasta and eggs?"
"Got any eggs?"
"Ma is allergic."
"Can I have some becon and toast?"
Nyama brings me a plate of toast and bacon with shit. I sneer and take the one piece of it away from it and look it over. I'm happy. "You are a babysitter. So mama said you can eat, but that's it. Next we gotta learn."
"Learn?"
"You gotta teach us"