"Right here the preparation room that is also connected Lautering room. We even gave our machines names, so just remember this is Lola and Edmon and they live next to Rolf." explains Seth. This is the best field trip. "So Lola mills the grain in the prep room. She works very hard. Our grain comes from Whitpeddle Hall. Whitpeddle grows wheat, corn, rice, and they even have chocolate flowers."
Do they mean the cacao plant? "So, what we use in our liqour is wheat. It comes from a special flower found in the Ghetto." Seth looks around. He shrugs, "No niggas showed up. So Next to Lola and Edmon. This is across the street…" he titters. "This is the boiling room. E have been thinking about moving this location due to suicide attempts."
"Attempts." I didn't know I was so loud. "Yes!" says Seth. "Sadly some of our workers have… tossed themselves in the boiling possess. Luckily, the body may be gone but a new one was made!"
"What kind of body?"
"Well," he drags on. "Our workers have MAMMY insurance. MAMMY insurance does give you a cotton body until a permanent one can be found for them. It is made from the hands of our very own witch Marielle."
MAMMY? What is… Mums? What is this obsession over moms?
"Now we named the Boiler Room, Lou Beau. Lou Beau was a cousin of King Chere. May God have his soul at rest, if you believe that."
What does that mean? "Just remember on your maps, this is the GET TOGETHER HALL. GT," he clarifies. I mark it down in case. "Now, Now--Imma say it a lot. We go to the next part of the building. SEGRAGATION!" Seth throws his arms up.
Where am I? I Know where! I just don't wanna be HERE!" Some workers pass by with a shelf of liquor. They have mask and wear white overalls. Bobby didn't have that.
We follow Seth across the main lobby. We came through the back of the building. "This is the Wort separation and cooling. During this stage of making liquor which contains blood of other vampires. Of all races, we don't discriminate here at the Hold. We do not have a machine but instead the liquor is dumped into a large pool and our worker scoop out the nasty bits. We save the worts and Marielle uses them. Not sure… what the fuck for but MOVING ON!"
We moved on. More workers passed but this one had no left eye and was cracked from his left her up to his shoulders.
I wonder what his name was.
We stopped at a door to the right side of the hall with seen through doors. "Fermentation!" Seth throws his arms in the air. "This is my favorite. Do you smell it?" he takes a big wiff of alcoholism. Behind the glass, I see a large black body with it's teeth poked out it's bottom jaw. "Is that a drunk?" says somebody.
"Huh?" Seth looks into the room. "OH!" he claps. "You mean Keefe. Yep, he's in recovery. He actually fell into the boiling room and got a bit tipsy. He's drunk but Marielle is with us." he puts his hands together in prayer. "Fermentation is different from regular brewing because we at the Hold." Are Drunk. Seth eyes me. "No, we aren't. As I was saying. You can't really fermate blood so this is the second boiling process but then add a bit of chemical reaction."
"What reaction?" asks a female. "Uh, rubbing alcohol. But that's like 5% of the ingredient."
We moved on. "Oh and the wort room doesn't have a name but some people call it Tikki. As for Fermentation, we call that one some African shit, Chiratidzo, the short version is Chatty. They talk in there… ok. MOVING TO THE MATURATION!"
The Maturation room was in the basement. We went by elevator to B1. I stared at it and asked Seth what were the other two basements. "Don't ask me think!" he wrung his neck. "B2 and B3 are basements." he begins to mutter. "It's for storage."
We reach the bottom to the Maturation room. "This is Kyle! Kyle watches over the blood. We add DOCK and he has to make sure that it's working. I would like to add there is more then one Brewer under Growden but also a third one that cannot be reached." he explains. A girl raises her hand, "Where--"
Seth runs to the woman and puts her hand down. "What did you just do?"
"I want to know--"
"SSHHHHHHHHH." Seth puts his finger over his lips. "The fuck! You scary precious." he pats her hand. The woman is stunned. "What is wrong with white folk?"
"I'm asian…" says somebody in the back. "I'm Jamaican." her girl replies with her lips contorted. "I'm white." says Sterling. "Don't you just hate us?" I look at him from my side view. "Damn… I didn't think black women listened."
"What?" I face forward. He hisses in my ear, I give it no attention.
"so, this is the end." he beams. "Done! Now you can all go! Wasn't that fantastic?"
We start clapping. "Great. Now I can shit! Jalbuna! Where's the bathroom!"
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We got paid twelve dollars and sixty cents. So I got a ten dollar bill with two, two dollar bills plus a quarter and a dime.
We also got samples of the brew.
We got back on the bus and I opened the bottle of Darebácký Blood Liquor Brand by Sanguiselle. I have been feeling the evil of taking steroids and I haven't learned anything. I take out the cork and take a swing.
Sterling glares at me with wide eyes and disgust. "And?"
"You so damn stupid."
"And?"
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"What did you say?" I gawk at Sterling. "I didn't say anything."
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"What?" I shout. "What is wrong with you? I never said anything!" He beats his head against the window. "Fuck my life. Jesus Christ, it's happening again."
I blink and blink. What's that drumming? This bottle is green and… green. I look down the aisle on the bus. "HEY!"
"Mokiri?" I hear Shabana. "WHO CALLED ME?"
"Who called you?"
"Somebody called me…" I look at Sterling. "I know." I take another swig. To the bottom left corner of my eye, I see a goblin with big teeth with a necklace around his necklace. He's wearing a wife beater and cocks his head to the side. "And!" I yell. "Mokiri, girl calm down, we out!"
I look behind me. "Who?"
"Mokiri what is wrong with you?"
"I ain't done nothing!" I scratch my chest. "Dawg, I swear. Like a nigga can't get ahead for nothing." I shake. "But God bless me. This shit finna end!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Like, like, don't nobody know me like I know me. You know? I pin a nigga down, talk about cut a nigga all across his fuckin body. Bitch don't play with me!"
I take another drink.
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Darebácký Blood Liquor Brand by Sanguiselle contains
-60% vampire blood
-45% sake
-less than 2% water
-less than 1% rubbin alcohol (Isopropyl)
-3% garlic
-5% wheat
-10% rice
-1% onion
-4% yeast
-33% sugar
-15% human flesh
-6% blackberries
HOW TO MAKE
-To make Darebácký Blood Liquor Brand by Sanguiselle at home. You need a blender, a very hot oven, a priest, a bowl, plastic wrap, the following ingredients.
-First you need vampire blood. This can be substituted with animal blood or human blood preferably from a woman.
-60% is about 1/4. Sometimes can be changed to (4)1/4 cup of blood
-You want to add this in a bowl. Next mix with Japanese Sake. Add four quarts of sake to your desired blood.
-Mix well and place plastic wrap over the bowl. Leave for four days.
-After four days add water (1 pint of water)
-stir continuously while adding the rubbing alcohol. Waft the rubbing alcohol in the mix.
-Replace plastic and set aside. Grab another bowl for the added flavors.
-In a separate bowl you want 3 pounds of garlic chop the garlic and place in bowl
-Next, gather you wheat. Sanguiselle has it's own wheat for sale. Emplo Grains, but you can use your local store's brand of wheat. NOT BREAD. You first need 2 bowls of wheat.
-Cut your wheat 15 times and burn it for 15 minutes
-Grab your bowl with the rest of flavors and add the wheat.
-Now, shuffle the bowl
-In another bowl, five cups of rice
-2 cups of onion (same as the garlic)
-four cups of yeast
-2 (1/2) cups of sugar
-Human flesh is sold in the black market. You just need a foot of human skin
-1 liter of blackberries for color
-You need to mix the items in the liquid you created.
-Set oven 550 then turn off after an hour.
-Place bowl in oven
-After an hour take bowl out and stir.
-Filter or not. Bottle your liquor in a jar and place out in the open.
(ADD ONs)
-Isospin