We make it to wise but stop off road and continue on. I'm rocking back and forth with the uneven ground. "Coochie!" I hate it. "Where are we going?"
"Back alleys. I told you about the vampire hunters."
"Question, what if the zombies get caught by the vamps."
"That's the thing, vampire hunters ain't human or is and they being controlled." He mumbles under his breath how much he hates Van Helsing. "My isister and my father damn near made this shit."
"What's the purpose?"
"To hide!" he stresses. "Dad was paranoid he was about to lose his only daughter. But we have another, she just like skin."
"Where is she?"
"With mama, who isn't my mama but she better than my retarded mama." he crinkles. "I hate my mother."
I'm getting to know a lot of information. He stares at me with his pink orbs. "Because you technically Shiloh's daughter which makes you Mable's grandkid…"
I felt something drop inside me. "I'm… a grandkid?"
"Of a whore. Of a prostitute." he nods. "so what like I'm finna do something to yo sister or--"
"Alexis you are the antichrist's grandkid. Shiloh thought she back out of it until she didn't."
"What the fuck my mama do?"
"Rape my sister…" he glares. "Mable hit Shikki in the head so much doctors said she had dementia, daddy didn't believe it. Grandma told her to eat the middle of the chicken bone, it was enough to soothe the mind as she said."
"I'm... I'm sorry you just said I'm a demon."
"Yeah, I did." he leans on the bus which eventually stops. We get off but not before Coochie empties the body with magic and shots the driver in the head. "Won't that make a zombie?"
"No cause it ain't got brains, therefore it doesn't work."
That's lovely. I follow behind him, there isn't much out here but dirt and grass. He pauses and takes the chain from around his neck. "I got another question." I start. "Surprise me." he rubs the chains's pendant with his thumb, his eyes glow, "Knock, Knock." the ground shakes. That's all you have to say?
"You need the chain… that's a pass."
"Can't get into the club without ID?"
He grins, "Exactly..."
A split appears in the air, it stretches until it's as half as the Eiffel Tower and widens. A pair of doors are visible. The double entrance are golden with decorations of skulls and feathers hanging from it. On the face of the door are two giant skulls with fangs. "Knock, Knock…"
The skulls open their mouths and a purple smoke comes out. "Come on."
"But I'm the antichrist!"
"Quq-baran is a devil thing. It doesn't have a twin tho."
"What's that mean?"
"It's made."
"Oh. I can't get in if I'm the antichrist like don't have something to do with it?" I holler.
He looks at the door, "I got a hoe with me." the doors separate, the purple smoke swirls around us. "That's a golden bite…" speaks the devil thing.
"Really…?"
"Come on hoe."
BITCH!
We move into the back alley of the Ghytto. "Why do you spell Ghytto with a Y?" I ask. We walk down a path with shops and visible sex in the street. There a giant werewolf with one eye asking for money and a bitch chained to a pole. Her skin is red and eyes a shimmering green. She looks at Coochie and meows at him, he ignores it.
I hate to ask again so I don't. "Y is a key, Yes it hides the E. It's simple but it's a spell."
"Really? Cause like I know people…"
"Trespass."
"Do you need the key?"
"Yes…" he looks at me. "We're going to the House of angels."
"Why?"
"So I can put yo ass in jail."
I stand stunned. "Did you put magic on me!"
"No. You just stupid. Don't worry I'm just saving you."
"Saving me from what?" He just admitted that I'm so stupid I let myself get kidnapped by a vampire. "I ain't even that pretty but you at my heels." he shows off his teeth and I'm disgusted at my pussy tinging with joy.
"I just need you locked up because I have a hunch."
"You have magic on me."
"I don't. You stupid."
I feel like I'm about to faint. I had sex with this nigga, it has to be magic.
"Keep thinking that. Imma put you in a coffin and you'll be sleep for a time. If vampire hunters are out then your family is looking for you. And I really don't want you in anything."
"You said you loved me…"
"Huh?" he beams with his teeth shining. "You believe in Twilight, this ain't it."
He chortles, "Sparkle, sparkle nigga…" his wings come out flapping against his shoulders. "This is funny. Now follow before I chain you like that hoe over there."
I bolt away from him. Passing the bitch on a link and try to get out the door but the wolf trips me. "You really did that shit."
Coochie Man appears with a suit on with smoke coming off of it. He puts weed in his mouth and digs out money from his pockets. His suit has a V neck and a golden chain around his neck.
His tone is deep, there's a second voice behind it. A pair of arms grasp his shoulders. "Follow suit…"
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.
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If niggas ain't shit was a person. LORD!
He tied me up using a bond spell. I'm on the way to his house to be put in a goddamn coffin. We make it to a road, out the alley to a street. A big truck is there and I feel as if I've seen it before. "Cal…"
"Coochie." I struggle in the rope. "Let's talk about this. We technically know each other; I fucked you."
Once. "I'm young, hip, fine and funny. Kinda cute--"
His five fingers gyrate my head. My neck is strained. "Bitch don't start with that."
"You… you…", I'm out of breath. "You told me to bite you!"
"I did…" he says in a childish voice. "So you don't die too early. What color you bleed?"
"BLACK!"
"That's a lie, he wags his finger. "You don't have your period. A woman is unclean on her period, so what does that mean for you?"
"I'm clean!"
His head goes from side to side, "Nasty as fuck."
The doors in the back are open. He takes to the back of the truck and lifts me in his arms to throw me in. I had sex with a nigga named Calvert. "What about the Arab!"
"I thank you for that!" he claps. "I need to find him."
"Then let me help you do it!"
"You just trying to get away from me." he smirks. "No! Seriously, just think real quick. I can lure him to you, why you gotta lock me in a coffin?"
"Cause you're the antichrist!" he stresses. "Mable fucking lynched my sister. I don't trust you for shit!"
"I don't even know her!"
"I'll find a way to the nigga you ain't gotta worry."
"Cal!"
"No," he rest his arm on the truck. "The pussy? It was not bad, fo real. But no, little bitches have to stay in one place."
"But-!"
"Bye… see you at the house." the doors shut on me and my heart won't stop rushing.
The truck jolts forward. Where am I?