The Ghytto Hunger Strike
On March 19th, the Ghytto realm faced a series of kidnappings in the early 60s. Most vampiric family houses have at least one member of the family that is related but not by blood. The family werewolf is thought to be a former vampire or descendant from Svantepolk.
The first African werewolf was said to be a werehyena. He was described as 'very hairy. Broken jaw, and had a snapped penis'. During the time, the Hyena had no name. Wildlife conservationists received word of dead giraffes in the area. Upon investigation, Olukayode Madaki discovered a large dog with odd legs. 'At first, I thought it was a man in a fur coat but it looked too monstrous.'
Olukayode could see the creature from his vehicle. He watched the creature consume the inside of a pregnant giraffe and eat the baby. The animal changed its focus to the vehicle and howled, it charged Olulayode's car. 'The speed was breathtaking as I drove. It swiped it's claws at the back of the car, taking the back bumper away. I could hear the oil running out.'
Olukayode quit his job as a conservationist.
The only known Royal Werewolf family lived in the Sheebin Grottos of the Ghytto realm. The Royal Gains participated a Holiday, 'Little Pig Day'. Werewolves seeking food for the clan would knock on a vampire's home. 'Jammin' on some chord, from old drac's organ. A little puppy heard a noise that got his throat roaring. He met another dog, 'Come with me, let's see where the sounds leads.' And they met another dog, just as skinny as he could be. 'You skinny and oh, so, scrawny. Come along brother, with me we'll have a big feast.' And skinny dog rose his head in question, 'What are we having for dinner?' And the second dog grinned, 'Didn't you know, pigs come with wings.'
The Royal Gains was documented to have kidnapped 9,819 vampires and responsible for destroying the Elder Shelter, otherwise known as Man of the Wraith Home. Millow McNamara married Concetta Helsing the Fifth. Concetta Helsing is the granddaughter of Van Helsing who was kidnapped in 20th century of Romanian. It is often speculated one of Dracula's surviving wive's Funanya poisoned Van Helsing with a shipment of Mushrooms. (death cap mushroom).
Before the mysterious death of Dracula, he suffered an arrow to the heart. Legends claimed Dracula was shot by cupid.
The Royal Gains is jokingly called Rottieweilders. Van Helsing owned a Rottie named Gonzo who died due to a furious kick from one of Dracula's wive's Eline.
Dracula discovered African vampire magic in the 18th century. He bought Funanya in Virginia. Instead of servitude, Dracula offered her marriage. 'It is my last wish before I die.' And she asked what was killing him. Dracula had been traveling away from Helsing after he placed a curse on him that he borrowed from a witch. Funanya told him, she could take it away as she knew a cure from her tribe. Dracula was enthralled by this new magic, he requested for her to do a ritual on him. Afterward he changed his last name to She
The Gains family stood as the largest nonvampiric family, consisting of 48,000. 1,200 grandparents, 2,666 children and 5,333 cousins. They have also been said to make bets with vampires in which they turn the child into a werewolf. The disobedient pup of the clan would be eaten by the She-Wolf. The Average vampire house minus the House Of Angels holds 6,400 vampires. In recent, the numbers have significantly to 500 holding at least 33 vampires.
Did you know, a good number of werewolves in the gains family are orphaned or kidnapped.
Why do most vampires have height? Breeding, Dracula stood around 6'1 but complained about his height not being tall enough. After the ritual, Dracula stood around 6'4. He kept switching bodies until he met a height he liked. African vamps bred with those from the Tutsi. A lot of African vampires in Virginia share an ancestor, Alleluia Exeaha.
He had wings and his hair is said to be styled in Buntu Knots. Some vamps claim he went to heaven to eat God.