"Ok, let's get going" I said with certainty that someone would show themselves and wouldn't you know it he did 'god' Lucifer said while inside my head. And then a blinding light came out of nowhere and completely restored everything in the graveyard. The headstones were not only putting themselves back together again, all the moss was somehow shriveling up and dying. "hello there my son how've you been what have you been up to" god said with undeserved familiarity "what in the hell do you want dad" Lucifer said as he lifted a chunk of ground out of the yard and threw it at him. But In classic god fashion he just brushed it aside and said this "my stupid child you never were all that bright now were you." God said in his holier than now bullshit voice of his which reshaped the land around him "shut up you holier than now son of a bitch, I've found my place with humanity" Lucifer said in that way that way that just sends shivers down anyones spine "you don't know shit about me anymore" stated Lucifer as the ground started shaking yet again.