"Do you think he is dead?" (---)
"Yep, it looks like Uncle Dregg is finally at rest." (***)
"That's so sad, Ina. Does that mean we will have to bury him now?" (---)
"That's right, Mina. Although I don't know how many people will come for his funeral." (Ina)
"Why don't we just dump him in the sewer then. It will cost us less too..." (Mina)
"Nah, that won't work, I don't think even the sewage wants anything to do with him..." (Ina)
"You know I can hear everything, right?" (Dregg)
"Yes, we know. We were just thinking how your funeral should go, Uncle Dregg" (Ina)
"What kind of music will you like for your funeral, Uncle Dregg?" (Mina)
"Screams of people in agony should do it." (Dregg)
"I don't think that's possible since everyone will be celebrating." (Ina)
"-Not to mention the government holiday that will be given for the occasion." (Mina)
"Did you guys come here just to make my life more miserable or do you have another agenda for today?" (Dregg)
"Mom wanted to make sure you weren't dead from your flu, and if for some unknown miracle you survived, to tell you to come down for breakfast." (Ina)
"--and dad wanted to know how long you were planning on existing... in this house." (Mina)
"Tell your mother that I will come down after refreshing a little, as for your dad, I will take care of him myself." (Dregg)
"A little won't be enough in your case. Come on Mina, let's play in the backyard away from Uncle who enjoys being depressed." (Ina) *Ina and Mina exit*
'Those kids don't know anything. If you enjoy being depressed, you are doing it wrong.' (Dregg)
'Sigh... I don't think I have recovered enough to go out yet. I guess I will need to rest for one more day. Good thing I saved those vacation days...' (Dregg)
'But I better go doing and have some breakfast before they start preparing for my funeral..' (Dregg)
-----------
"So did you check on your Uncle Dregg like I asked?" (Cayla)
"Yes mother, Uncle Dregg has peacefully passed on to the other side." (Ina)
"Although we don't know whether he went up or down." (Mina)
"That's not nice... he is your Uncle, you should treat him with respect. He definitely went to heaven." (Cayla)
"Thanks for the support, sis..." (Dregg)
"But I think that if god wanted to meet me, he either would be suicidal or drunk." (Dregg)
"Dregg... my little brother, how are you doing today?" (Cayla)
"I slept well. The twins woke me up for breakfast." (Dregg)
"Breakfast? But I didn't make any yet?" (Cayla)
"Mina run, our secret has been found out!!!" (Ina)
"Don't take it hard uncle, it was all dad's plan." (Mina)
"Those kids... I swear they take after their father." (Cayla)
"It's something they do everyday. It doesn't bother me that much." (Dregg)
"If you are still feeling sick, why don't you stay for one more day? I am sure my husband won't mind." (Cayla)
"...now we both know that's not true. Where is he anyway?" (Dregg)
"Out in the back chopping wood. He doesn't have to open the shop until afternoon today." (Cayla)
"I see. Well, in that case, I will rest in my room. Call me when breakfast is ready." (Dregg)
"Wait, did you remember to take your medicine today?" (Cayla)
"Oh right... Thanks for reminding. Let me just go to my room an-" (Dregg)
"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT IDIOT?!" (---)
"Did you hear something just now?" (Cayla)
"Yes I did. And it sounded an awful like-" (Dregg)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" (Tira)
"You know if you screamed less, you will be considered more attractive, probably." (Dregg)
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GAME. WE HAVE TO GO NOW. SOMETHING BIG CAME UP." (Tira)
"Hey Tira didn't you get the memo, I am si-" (Dregg)
"NO TIME TO WASTE. I WILL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY." (Tira) *Tira grabs Dregg and runs out the door*
"Oh dear... he forgot to take his medicine." (Dregg)
----------- *Polly has white hair and glasses*
"SOLDIER!!! How's the capturing of the criminal coming about?" (---)
"We have cornered the criminal in the bathroom, capture should be complete anytime soon." (Soldier)
"Yes, excellent, if I manage to capture this guy, my fame will be sky high and people will praise me and toss me in the air." (---)
"Mwa...HA..Ha..ha..ha..haaaa...." (---)
"GET OUT OF THE WAY...!!!" (Tira)
"Who's there?" (---)
"TIRA STOPPP, WE ARE GOING TO CRASH..!!" (Dregg)
"DON'T WORRY DREGG, WE HAVE REACHED..!!!" (Tira)
*Tira runs in while dragging Dregg, stopping while letting Dregg crash into ---*
"Whew made it..! Good thing I am a gold medalist runner." (Tira)
"Well Sir, you did want people to toss you in the air. Did it feel as great as it sounded?" (Soldier)
"Sir... SIR...? I think he's dead." (Soldier)
"The hell's wrong with you? We could have killed someone. Especially me..!!!" (Dregg)
'I think you already did.' (Soldier)
"What are you mad about If it wasn't for me, we would never have reached in time." (Tira)
"...besides, I don't think anyone was hurt." (Tira)
'Maybe I should check his pulse...' (Soldier)
"Didn't you the memo. I am sick, woman..!!!" (Dregg)
"Really? Then why didn't you say so?" (Tira)
"YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A FREAKING CHANCE..!!!" (Dregg)
"Let's save it for later." (Tira)
'I think I need to notify the morgue.' (Soldier)
"Where's the incharge of this case anyway? So irresponsible to just leave the crime scene like that. I thought we would bump into him on the way here." (Tira)
'You did more than bump into him.' (Soldier)
"THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING..?" (---)
'Nevermind, he survived...' (Soldier)
"Oh, it's just Polly." (Dregg)
"How are the wife and kids Polly?" (Tira)
"Well my wife just went back to he mother fo-" (Polly)
"SHUT UP!!! DON'T ACT SO FRIENDLY WITH ME..!!!" (Polly)
"Could you keep it down a little. Your existence already irks me as it is." (Dregg)
"Now, now... We are all mature adults here. We came here to see the criminal who made the entire Army take action." (Tira)
"Entire Army? What's this about anyway?" (Dregg)
"What's this? You came here without knowing what's going on? How careless of you, Dregg." (Polly)
"By the way, weren't you on a holiday due to sickness?" (Polly)
"I am here because someone forgot to tell this kid I was sick." (Dregg)
"Hey, I am not a kid." (Tira)
"I am pretty sure he meant to say old cow." (Polly)
"Cram it, Grey Hair-" (Tira)
"--How dare you...!!!!" (Polly)
'I don't think I can get an answer anytime soon. I better talk with the other soldiers here.' (Dregg)
-Dregg moves to ask a soldier-
"Good day to you, Sir Greg." (Soldier)
"Why are you so cheery for a soldier? Shouldn't you be wallowing in sadness like the rest of us." (Dregg)
"I emptied a whole bottle before coming here..." (Soldier)
"Oh.. ok, that explains the breath. Can you tell me why that white haired buffoon is here?" (Dregg)
"He insisted on coming after realizing the situation. Actually, I think he sent someone to the Royal Court with a message informing them of this case." (Soldier)
'It seems Polly has another scheme to raise his rank. I hope it doesn't involve me.' (Dregg)
-Dregg moves to ask a soldier-
"I am seeing a lot of soldiers but not your commanding officer." (Dregg)
"Sir! He is currently injured..." (Soldier)
"Did he get beat up by the criminal?" (Dregg)
"No Sir! His wife beat him up for stepping on her wet floor." (Soldier)
'These are the guys protecting our country.' (Dregg)
"Did you guys take him to the hospital?" (Dregg)
"No Sir! The floor is still wet." (Soldier)
"...seriously?" (Dregg)
-Dregg moves to ask a soldier-
"Hey you there... What is going on here?" (Dregg)
"SIR, YES SIR..!!! Someone was terrorizing this place. The local authority couldn't handle it, so we were called." (Soldier)
"All these people for one criminal?" (Dregg)
"SIR, YES SIR..!!! Captain wanted every person of the force here. He is currently in there fighting that thing." (Soldier)
'Thing' (Dregg)
"--OH YEAH...!!! You think you are better than me potato face?" (Tira)
"Even a cockroach is filled with enlightenment compared to you." (Polly)
'I better calm them down before I kill them both...' (Dregg)
*Dregg calms them down*
"Has everyone decided to calm down yet?" (Dregg)
"Whatever... I am not wasting my time on you anymore." (Tira)
"That should be my sentence." (Polly)
"So Dregg, would you like to know what is going on?" (Polly)
"No need, I kinda figured it out." (Dregg)
"Really? Then why don't you explain it to us." (Tira)
"Hold on, who said you could barge in my case like this anyway? Both of you can leave now. I will handle everything." (Polly)
"You are not the incharge Polly." (Dregg)
"Ha..!!! Knew it. You just sneaked in here like us to see the culprit." (Tira)
"What makes you think I am not the person incharge?" (Polly)
"Because the Captain of the Army is currently fighting the Culprit in there. He is obviously a higher ranked individual than you." (Dregg)
"Well..well, someone's been asking around. So tell me wise guy, what criminal are we fighting against right now?" (Polly)
"From what the soldiers are telling me, I can only assume that the criminal is not human. Most likely a monster with huge strength." (Dregg)
"Monstrous strength is right, my good man." (---)
"Since we were obviously dealing with one." (---)
"Captain Buldark, was the capture of the culprit successful?" (Polly)
"Why don't you see for yourself?" (Buldark)
*Culprit is dragged in*
"Whhhaaaatttt...??!!" (Everyone)
"Is that, a Dragon?" (Dregg)
"Oh man, I am never drinking again." (Soldier)
"Wow, it's huge! No wonder it took so many people just to capture it." (Tira)
"It- It's tightly secured right?" (Polly)
"RRRrrrooooaaarrrr...!!!!" (Dragon)
"....hieeeeee...!!!!" (Polly)
"Don't worry ya wuss, it is tightly secured." (Buldark)
"Yeah you scaredy cat, can't you see it?" (Dregg)
"HEY..!!! I resent that..!!!" (Polly)
"Can we focus more on the elephant in the room. Or in this case, the dragon in the room." (Tira)
"Grrrr...!!!!" (Dragon)
"That joke was so bad, even the dragon is embarrassed." (Dregg)
"Anyway, what are you going to do with this dragon anyway?" (Dregg)
"Honestly, I wanted to keep it as a pet, but-" (Buldark)
"What!!! That thing as a pet, are you out of your mind!" (Polly)
"Why not? It can make for a killer guard dog." (Tira)
"It will literally be a killer guard dog. Can I borrow him for a couple of days Captain, I just want to take him for a walk to the post office." (Dregg)
"I am afraid that's not possible-" (Buldark)
"Cheapskate..." (Dregg)
"No I mean we will have to kill it." (Buldark)
"Whhhyyyyyyy...????" (Everyone)
"Because, it killed a person." (Buldark)
"WHAT..?" (Dregg)
"When we reached the bathroom, we found the dragon leaning over a dead person covered in blood. It was trying to eat him." (Buldark)
"No way..!!!" (Tira)
"Obviously the dragon is deranged and needs to be put down. I agree on this." (Polly)
'But if that was true, why didn't he kill him right there instead of chaining him?' (Dregg)
'He seems to be hiding something.' (Dregg)
"Alright men, take it away..!!!" (Buldark) *Two people walk in*
"May I gaze upon this magnificent beast?" (---)
"Why, it seems the reports were true." (---)
"It seems that way, your Majesty!!" (***)
"Your Majesty, King Frake..!!!" (Everyone)
"-and Counselor Icelot..." (Dregg)
"Good day Citizens, I hope you are faring well." (King Frake)
"Your Majesty, it's not safe here. The beast is merely tamed for now." (Buldark)
'I wonder if I can release the dragon and it will eat the king.' (Dregg)
"Buldark, are you ordering the king around?" (Icelot)
"What!? No! I am merely looking out for his Majesty's safety. The dragon has already killed a person inside." (Buldark)
"But, your Majesty, why are you here?" (Tira)
"That's because I called him here." (Polly)
"You!? Why would you do that?" (Buldark)
'So Polly sent the message directly to the king.' (Dregg)
"Ah, you must be Polly Abbott. It seems you had a proposal for me regarding this matter." (King Frake)
"And please make it quick. His Majesty's time is not to be wasted." (Icelot)
"Of-Of course, Sir!" (Polly)
'That Counselor is more threatening than the king' (Dregg)
"I want to show the world our country can be a civilized nation. So I wanted to hold a Court Proceeding for this dragon." (Polly)
"If we found out the dragon is guilty, it will be executed, if not, we will set it free." (Polly)
"That has got to be the most retar-" (Dregg)
"I love it..!!!" (King Frake)
"Seriously?" (Dregg)
"This is insane! You want to bring a bloodthirsty dragon to the Royal Court?" (Buldark)
"I see, this way, people with lower standards would see that if we can treat a dragon with justice, they too will be judged fairly in the future." (Icelot)
"So it's settled. The Court will be held in the afternoon. Counselor Icelot, tell the public about this case, I want as much publicity as possible." (King Frake)
"Of course, your Majesty..." (Icelot) *King Frake and Icelot exit*
"Your Majesty, please reconsider-" (Buldark)
"Damn it..!!! Do they have any idea how dangerous this is? One minor mistake and we would have a massacre on our hands." (Buldark)
"That would be the happiest moment in my life though..." (Dregg)