A long, long time ago in a quiet, quiet galaxy...
After leaving the nippy planet Mooyani, a group of ogres fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a derelict, space station.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Susan Connor, a solid zombie capable of impersonation and even abduction.
Terrified, a nippy sprite known as Hector Gloop flees the Empire, with his protector, Mike Gobble.
They head for Manchester on the planet Epsilon Eridani. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Gobble uses his quiet candlestick to defend Hector.
Gobble and Sprite Hector decide it's time to leave Epsilon Eridani and steal a truck to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of wizards. Gobble is attacked and the sprite is captured by the wizards and taken back to Manchester.
Gobble must fight to save Sprite Hector but when he accidentally unearths a freezing rock, the entire future of the quiet, nippy galaxy is at stake.