— Well, we no longer have any doubts that this is not a dream — Lucifer returned with an unsettling calm
Daniel remained in a fetal position, shaking and babbling, trying to assimilate that he was indeed dead and in hell.
— This can't be! — Daniel got up replying — I understand that I have no memories and that I also didn't know my name but deep down I feel that I didn't do such bad things as to be here.
Upon hearing this, Lucifer's face showed a bit of concern.
— And what does it matter! — Lucifer's voice changed to a serious and deep tone — here you are and you will do what I order.
— Of, Of, Of course sir, all understood, sir — Daniel answered trembling.
— Very good — return to his normal tone — I like it that way, cough* cough* very well I'll tell you why you're here. The main reason is ... I'm already tired of hell.
Hearing this, the gaze of the trembling Daniel shone, as if something were going to explode inside him.
— I KNEW IT! It's like the first option I said, you were already tired of being the demon king so you summoned me since you saw some kind of special power inside me, but you are not going to tell me and on the contrary you are going to make me feel useless and at Last of my adventure you will say "I knew it from the beginning, you were the chosen one". But that's getting ahead of me, for now you will snap your fingers and a cute maid demon will appear, with a cold character, short hair and blue color, who at first will be annoyed why she does not see me as the worthy successor, but after she meets me she will fall in love from my. Also your strongest general some kind of cliché of standing hair will come to challenge me wanting to take power, an epic battle will be created but at the last I will win and he will become my best friend. To continue, the captain will arrive, a strong demon with pink hair tied in two ponytails with an almost flat bust, who will always be annoyed with me but inside she will be in love with me and for the moments that we will live she will be the heroine of the story. But here she does not end, later a demon will arrive who curiously had known her in my childhood and with whom I promised to marry. Her body will be totally opposite to the heroine, she will be big-chested, long hair and a beautiful golden color, this romantic encounter causes the true feelings of the heroine to come to the fore, and after so many adventures and comic romances I will end up marrying her the pink haired captain !. But since the fans will not like it, we will have to do a spin-off where I marry any of the other two and since we also have to be inclusive there will also be the alternate ending where I ended up marrying my best friend! It's perfect it's perfect!
— SHUT UP NOW! — Lucifer shouted as he twisted Daniel again — Damn! For a 28 year old you are very irritating and childish.
Daniel could only apologize as he listened to his bones creak.
— cough* cough* .... AH that does hurt, cough* cough* but now I know I'm 28 years old.
— Ahh! How annoying you are, I thought to give you a poetic explanation of everything but you ruined the moment. Ah! How frustrating, I don't have any more time to waste — Desperate Lucifer took a seat again and continued — I'll have to tell you a summary. I want to go, but I cannot because I have certain responsibilities, they do not let me go so calmly, being more specific I am talking about my children
— Wait a moment! You have children?
— What's so strange about that! — Lucifer replied — stop interrupting, as I was saying, the problem is that I can't leave them alone, they are so troublesome that it would turn hell into hell. That's where you come in Daniel, you are a rare specimen in Hell so you are the perfect candidate. In order not to delay the matter, you are going to be his new father, you will take care of them and guide them to become the demons that they should be and so I could leave without feeling guilty or having pending. You don't think it's the best plan HA HA HA!
Daniel's face perfectly expressed what he thought "It's the worst stupidity I've ever heard and I don't remember anything"
— You know I can read your mind — Lucifer interrupted Daniel's thoughts.
— So, so, sorry — Daniel answered fearfully — but I don't understand, that will make me the new lord of hell, right?
— HA HA HA! — Lucifer's laughter echoed throughout the room — Of course not, HA HA HA you imagine, you! like the lord of darkness, the lord of hell, if you can hardly be considered a human specimen.
— There's no need to say that last — Daniel said disappointed — Then he just wants a babysitter.
— No — Lucifer said seriously — I'm going to renounce my rights as their father. Nothing will relate me to them, from now on and until the end of time, you Daniel, you will be the father of my children, you will have to guide and educate the 9 lords of hell.
At that moment the entire hell rumbled while in the hearts of the nine lords of hell sensed the change that was coming.