"Master, I can't believe you'd cheat on me!" Arboria said.
Emmett jumped back. "What the hell?! Your axe talks?"
"Yeah," I said.
"Can I hold it?"
"Sure."
"I refuse!" Arboria yelled. "Only Master may wield me!"
"Please?" Emmett asked.
"No!"
I shrugged. "Welp, she doesn't want you to hold her, so I guess that's that."
"Tch! What a drag. Anyway, here are the blueprints for the Bone Shredder."
Emmett took out a tiny piece of wrinkled paper with some crude drawings on it. Even as he flattened it out, the markings looked like chicken scratch.
"It's just a bunch of scribbles," I said.
"Sorry if my drawing skills are garbage. Basically, the Bone Shredder is a spear with a giant saw on the end."
I nodded. It seems pretty dope, but I don't know how the mess on that paper was supposed to be what Emmett said.
"Disgusting!" Arboria said. "Such an abomination won't replace me!"
