Deep in a cave in the mountains, a cute yet evil laugh broke out and echoed far and wide.
This sinister laugh triggered panic into the heart of every soul who heard it.
The animals living in the remote mountain side knew they had to flee to as far as possible. The last time this laugh had sounded, gold fell from the skies and then exploded as it hit the ground. The time before that the whole mountain had shook, and a giant diamond had sprouted out, only to burst into sand causing a sandstorm.
In the seemingly abandoned cave stood a woman. At first sight of her, peoples' reactions were always- 'oh it's a beauty'.
Bai Jingfei was a tall and gorgeous beauty. Well endowed, with a figure men couldn't stop staring at and a face that radiated allure, stunning anyone who was lucky enough to see her.
People believed whoever got to date her would have to be blessed with good fortune.
What most people didn't seem to understand was that this beauty, unlike most beauties, was deranged to a certain extent. Hell, she was completely deranged.
Bai Jingfei laughed wickedly again, sending the animals in the surroundings into hiding. She stuck her hands behind her back and called out to the floating device with wings.
"Botbot, please scan for problems in my new invention, but of course I'm sure it's flawless as usual..."
The botbot, as Bai Jingfei liked to call it, was an early invention of hers. It was a silver robotic sphere with little wings on its back and a pink heart on the front.
The metallic sphere scanned the pile of rubble and a semi robotic voice echoed through the cave. It's angel-like mini wings flapped as it turned back to Bai Jingfei.
"Miss, your invention is perfect as usual, you can use it now."
Bai Jingfei's evil laugh rang out once again, and the animals on the mountain side went into panic yet again.
The forest guards on the outskirts of the mountainous forests were panicking too, the signs the animals were showing were much like when a natural disaster would occur. They had already contacted the officials to let them know of a possible impending tragedy.
The officials too were panicking. From the reactions of the animals the only thing they could say for certain was that the scale of this disaster would be huge.
They had no clue what disaster was about to happen. A cyclone? A typhoon? Maybe an earthquake?
Fortunately for them, no natural disaster was underway.
Unfortunately for them, an unnatural disaster was about to happen.
Bai Jingfei was now imagining her "foolproof" plan. She rubbed her delicate but dust covered hands together with a slightly perverted smile on her face.
At the age of 12 she had become one of the world's leading experts in her field while her classmates were still learning basic algebra. That was when things had started to go downhill.
She became lazier and lazier.
Nothing was too hard for her to learn as long as she got out of bed and walked to the library. Too bad that was "strenuous exercise" to her.
Coupled with that she had also found out about the charm of cold, hard, cash. Not one dollar of her prize was spent on any beneficial research. She blew her money on the forest land surrounding the cave she was now in. This was to prevent anyone from finding out her "top secret" research.
She had been conducting many, many experiments to hopefully increase the money she had, all leading inevitably to explosions.
Her 'gold rain' ended with the gold exploding. Not because her invention was faulty, but because she had tripped over the machine as it was working.
Her 'diamond rearing' ended with a sand storm. Not because her invention was faulty, but because she set the pressure so high that the diamonds exploded into sand.
One after another, every single one of her experiments had failed.
Bai Jingfei was extremely frustrated... that was until she came up with a new plan.
This plan was ten times more ridiculous than any of her previous plans and a hundred times harder to implement.
She would create a reincarnation device, go back in time to when she was 12 and increase her money through the knowledge of the stock market that she had swotted up.
It had never even occurred to her to work some more and win another prize or get a real job. That stuff just wasn't for geniuses like her was what Bai Jingfei thought.
She was also going to force her 12 year old self to drink less milk so that she would not grow as much. 172 cm was a very uncomfortable height to live in a cave with after all.
Now that her invention was up and ready she was now ready to go back in time.
She entered the pile of rubble that didn't resemble anything of any use, and pressed a button. The ground under her shook, and Bai Jingfei let out another evil laugh.
What she didn't know was that this laugh would be her last laugh in this world.
From her shoulder the little botbot let out a shrill alarm as it flapped around a bunch of pink balls. The pink balls also had a little sticker on each one of them with an eerie skull and cross on each of them.
Not a very auspicious symbol to say the least.
"Miss I've told you so many times not to leave your uranium bombs lying around!"
Bai Jingfei turned around slowly just in time to see the pink balls release some glittering confetti, "a gift to the one who gets to die because of it" she had said back when she made them.
"Oh… oops?" she laughed hesitantly.
The bombs finished releasing glitter and finally got to their job, creating a huge blast that ended up wiping off half the mountainside.
Boom!!!!