HODARI UFALME
she'll start saying "o my ma vriendin jou spyker is binne in haar gat haal dit uit dis regtig duur jy sal dit terug vaskram" (oh my mom friend your nail is inside her ass take it out it's really expensive you'll staple it back) these slay queen wannabes piss me off I finally get to my destination but I have to walk for five minutes I get off the taxi and start walking speaking of slay Queens I have my first scoop on Some Instagram Influencers well it's quite typical but I'll dish it out when I get in my office , I finally get to my workplace I work for one of the biggest Publishing company's in the world, it's in the top 5 and number one in South Africa GFT Best authors It's a dream come true I get to the reception and her eyes are closed and she's moaning a little bit oh my god she's fingering herself if I wasn't gay I would've definitely helped her with that itch but this bitch loves men I clear my throat a little to get her attention but no baby girl is singing and animals are dancing zekethe she's in her own world I clear it again but this time I add a little bit of cough she stops and Fixes herself she's coloured let me tease her a little
Me: U weet die manier waarop u kreun, al wat ek wou doen, was om daardie klere uit te ruk en om aan daardie diere te wys hoe om die zekethe korrek te doen (You know the way you are moaning all i wanted to do was to rip those clothes off and to show those animals how to do the zekethe correctly)
Her :Wie se klere jy gaan skeur, weet jy hoe duur dit is jy sal you ma sien (Whose clothes are you going to rip off? Do you know how expensive they are ...)
I know better than to argue with a coloured girl next thing you know her 30 brothers are coming out of a taz all 30 of them and they're smoking hubbly so no thank you
Me : Hi my name is Akil and I'm a journalist well I was told that I can start working here on monday which is today so...
Her : O ja (oh yes) you're the new journalist honestly I didn't expect such a hot panty dropping guy
I chuckle a little revealing my disabled dimple and her face turns red she opens her mouth to say something but quickly closes it she takes her stuff and asks me to follow as I'm walking behind her she's trying to cat walk but instead she looks like a duck I don't know even a duck walk is better Even the shoes they're way too high her legs are Bent a little the things girls have to go through but in life you bekezel so she's bekezeling