"He-Hey!" The guy was more than staggered. "I demand a duel!"
I sighed. "Look bruh, I don't really time for this. I've to buy dinner and eat it too. Very busy."
"You!" He flared but I just ignored him. "Huh! To think you were such a coward."
I stopped, turned back. "Do you seriously think taunting would work? Do I look like a two-year-old?"
He was getting madder and madder by the minute, but honestly, I didn't care.
"Why don't you accept, I'll even be the judge so it'll be legal." Dickville was coming from the opposite side with a smile.
"Sorry Dick, but as I said, I have other business."
He tried to smirk but he failed miserably at it. "Please, I implore you, call me Slak."
"You know, it's not that better, right?"
He sighed in resignation. "I'm aware."
"Fine, move Slak. I'm very hungry and also very irritated at the moment."
He moved. "Yeah sure." He was surprisingly understanding.
