Was this guy out of his little mind? Did he have a death wish?
"Excuse me?" Mom was confused for a second.
I was surprised she didn't punch him right away. Mom was being awfully patient this time around. Meaning, something very bad was about to happen if nothing was stopped.
"Hey you-"
But the guy ignored my entire existence. "I have been mesmerized by your beauty. I don't care if you're married. I don't care if you have kids. All I want is a date with you, oh my lovely goddess. Nay, your beauty surpasses that of a goddess!" Was this guy seriously like this before?
Because last time he sure made a different impression on me. And not to mention now he sounded like a cheap poet. He was actually a bit better than that self-proclaimed poet-Dem whatever guy though.
