April 15, 20XX
8:11 AM
Kibe: I WAS GONNA TRY SCI-FI, BUT YOU PUSHED ME TO THE LIMITS!
If I can't be the main character, no one will... AND NO SHOULD BE!
Kibe: I'll make it work this time, by using a different and smarter method.
With my status as a mob character, I'd be most likely ignored by the main characters surrounding me. Which is why my plan to make the rom-com vulgar failed. SO in order to successfully cancel this sh*tty story, instead of being directly involved, how about I be indirect?
Kibe: That way I ruin their progress and create unnecessary filler events.
I really am a genius! Now, who to mess with? I shouldn't mess with the Shounen Protagonist, he protects us from enemies, so it would be bad if I messed with him.
Kibe: How about I mess the rom-com again?
*Kibe laughs and snickers*
I'll mess with them first.
*Bell rings*
*Class starts*
*Morine is hugging Tamaki*
*Kibe looks and smiles with evil intent*
*He raises his hand*
Kibe: Sensei!
Yano: Yes? Kibe, what is it?
Kibe: Sensei, Emiko-san and Tamaki-kun are snuggling in the classroom!
Yano: WHAT?!
*Yano looks at the two*
They seem unaware. Can't wait to see their faces. If I can't become a protagonist, no one shall.
*He snickers*
Yano: What are you two doing? You are on school grounds! Public display of affection is prohibited. If you wanna go all lovey-dovey, TAKE IT DURING HOMETIME!
*Tamaki notices*
Tamaki: Oh, sorry, sensei.
*Tamaki bows*
Tamaki: *whispers to Morine* Say sorry, and bow your head so we can get out of this situation.
Morine: Sensei, if I may be blunt isn't school the place where we learn? Then isn't learning love a part of it too? Love shouldn't be prohibited on school grounds. It is pure, preciou-
*Morine stands out in the hallway with a bucket on her head and one bucket in each of her hands*
*She cries*
*Break time*
Morine: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SORRY SENSEI! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! I PROMISEEEEEE!
Tamaki: I told you, you should've just listened. Well I mean you brought this on yourself. See you later.
Morine: TAMAKI-KUUUUUUUUN!
That slows down progress... But it is still quite weak. Who should I mess with?
*Someone pulls his shirt from behind*
Hm?
*A girl from behind is there*
Girl: Um, can you come with me to the bathroom?
WOAH SHE'S CUTE! Chill, Kibe, you don't have time for this. The author is tricking you. Remain pure! But who is she?
Kibe: Um, who are you?
Arita: Um, it's Kazuhiko, Arita Kazuhiko, you can call me, Kazuhiko-k-san?
Was she about to say kun just now? Not that it matters but...
Kibe: SURELY!
*Arita is startled*
Arita: T-Thank you!
*She slowly smiles*
MY HEART! I CAN'T TAKE IT!
*They are outside the two bathrooms*
*She is standing between the male and female bathrooms*
Why's she standing there doing nothing? Is she perhaps... NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WHY? THOSE BREASTS ARE LARGE! THEY CANNOT LIE! I can tell that they're not fake. Cause I can see her skin.
Kibe: What's wrong?
Arita: Oh nothing! I'll just... head in.
*She heads to the male bathroom*
Kibe: WOAH! That's the boy's bathroom. Are you okay?
Arita: Oh oops! Hehehhee, my bad. I must be an airhead. Well, off I go.
*She heads to the girls' bathroom*
She's an airhead, IT JUST MAKES HER MUCH MORE CUTE!
*He covers his crotch*
DON'T RISE MY STICK OF COMRADE! NOT HERE! AT HOME NOT AT SCHOOL!
*She's out of the bathroom*
Arita: Sorry for the wait!
I guess I can see why she made me come.
Kibe: Well, that it? I'll accompany you back to the classroom.
Arita: Um can you... Can you eat with me at lunch? I have something to say...
Hm? I wonder what is it? This doesn't seem to follow a plot of a romance manga. I'll see where this goes.
*Both of them are in the classroom*
*Arita is located at the 4th column, 3rd row but she decides to sit in Uchiyama Miwa's seat because she isn't in her seat which is to the right of Kibe's seat*
*Both of them are eating their lunches*
Kibe: *munching* So what was it you wanted to tell me?
Arita: *munching* I'm sure you'd be very surprised, but I really trust you as our classmate. So I'd like to tell you a secret.
Kibe: *munching* Don't talk when your mouth is full. Finish eating before you talk.
Arita: I could say the same about you.
*She gulps*
Arita: Come here.
*Kibe lends his ear*
Arita: You know... I'm a boy.
Huh?
Kibe: Huh? B-But you have... those... You're joking right?
For some reason, I have a very bad feeling about this.
Arita: Um, before school started... I took an online test at a shady website asking what if's then the question about "What would you do if you were a girl?" came out. And when I woke up the next day, I was a girl.
*Kibe drops to the ground with his knees on his ground*
F*CK! F************************CCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
Arita: Do you believe me?
Kibe: Yes.
Arita: Are you disappointed?
Kibe: No.
*He rubs his teary eyes*
I FORGOT! A GENDER-BENDER PROTAGONIST! F********************CCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Note: Overwhelming defeat for Kibe, Author wins again.
That's it! But wouldn't she be legal? NO SHE'S STILL A HE! AHHHHHHH
*Kibe runs away from the classroom*
*He drops a book to the floor*
*A bunch of students fall*
*He drops water on the floor which causes more students to slip*
F*CK YOU AUTHOR!
*His hand becomes a bit transparent*
Huh? What's happening? WOAH!
*His other hand is also disappearing*
Kibe: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
HE'S ERASING MY EXISTENCE!
Kibe: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GIVE UP! You win. I won't mess with your story anymore.
Note: A permanent and flawless victory for the author.
*Kibe is home in his room*
I'm never trusting 3d girls ever again... NEVER AGAIN! But technically speaking, aren't the girls here 2d considering that this is a manga, manhua, or whatever? F*CK! I'll refer to the girls in my world as 2.5d girls then. THEY SUCK CAUSE THEY ARE ONLY NICE TO PROTAGONISTS! That's it. I've had it with this world. I'm leaving everything.
April 16, 20XX
8: 15 AM
I'll just enter class and disappear just like that.
*Bell rings*
*Break time*
Guess it's goodbye.
*Kibe leaves the classroom*
*He trips and falls down the stairs*
Kibe: Ouch.
That's right. We don't fall into boobs, look at panties or anything of the sort. We fall without anyone catching us.
*He sneaks out of the school*
*He walks and reaches a bus station*
I don't care where this is going anymore. I'll leave this crappy world. If I leave, no one will notice, If I'm gone, no one will wonder, If I die, no one will mourn, because I'm a mob character, someone unimportant and not worth seeing. Not even a main character of my own dang life.
*He looks at the background through the window*
*He stares at the beautiful buildings*
*His hand begins to fade*
Huh? Oh, I see.
Kibe: I can't leave this world, or get far from it, I exist because of it and if I linger too far I'd cease to exist.
This truly is hell, isn't it? Maybe... Maybe... Maybe it would've been better if I hadn't born? Or maybe... if I hadn't existed?
*His hands have disappeared and his shoulders are beginning to fade*
*He laughs*
Kibe: Haha. I still don't want to die, eh? Fine, I'll hang on a bit longer.
*He stands and shouts to the driver*
Kibe: SIR I NEED TO GO DOWN.
*Door opens*
*He leaves and walks home*
*He is at home*
Fine, I'll take three more attempts. If it fails, I'll let it go.
Kibe: BRING IT ON AUTHOR!
Note: The determination of one does not fail him, but will it last? Find out next time.
END OF EPISODE 8