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So for a short introduction I am a weeb. Ha fuckin weeb-someone shouts in the distance. I was you know doing what every normal person does continuing with their daily lives nothing rlly extravagant except what happened today on

May 15th 20XX

Today was a normal day waking up grabbing my towel dreading the adventure known as school and getting in the shower washing myself etc etc. But As I said IMMA WEEB. So in the shower I was watching One piece specifically odens flashback when they bump into the pirate Kings crew (Gold D. Roger) and have their 3 night and 3day battle so throughout that episode I was getting ready for school. - TIME SKIP after school-

walking home was a normal thing until I got to the bustling town centre where I happened to be buying the box set for the marineford arc. There was a man. You may be thinking wtf so important about a lone man like my guy da fuk jus continue the fan fic. But that guy was not a normal guy he was holding a 50inch machete. - I know this is England but something ain't right I don't see him fighting anybody else- as soon as I finished that thought the man started to massacre every one in his peripheral vision. "uh- uh fu** this sh** one piece hasn't ended yet" I shouted. But everybody was already behind me was recording this unfortunate event there was even a fu***** helicopter like how is the helicopter here before the police. So as a normal person you would usually run I couldn't because everyone was doing the same thing blocking the damn exit whilst trying to flee. So unfortunately his eyes layed on me next, I was scared and and pissed. "why pissed? " you ask it might be because of him my boxset was getting trampled on because of the people running! So the adrenaline kicked in when he started running towards me whilst waving his machete everything was slowing down as if my life was flashing between my eyes as he shouts "are serious kid do you wanna die by my blade". So I shouted in rage releasing my inner-weeb "I AM ALWAYS SERIOUS YOU OLD CUNT" (qouted from reighlay). As I shouted My feet ran on their own towards him and my mind went blank. He swung his musty blade I doged and kicked the back of his legs making him drop to his knees and punched him with a right straight taking advantage of his momentary vulnerability but as the damage was done he was already back on his two feet then before I knew it his machete was plunged through my ribcage and through my back but due to the adrenaline it didn't matter to me in the least all that really effected me was that I was slowly getting colder. So I decided imma have to put this man down before I die of blood loss. So in a frantic state of mind I continued my rage of attacks starting with jin mori's true roundhouse kicked leaving him paralyse for a second leaving an open to use star platinums. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA. but due to the man still being conscious he was able to cut me multiple times on my chest and back leaving me withe a shredded t-shirt and scar's but I didn't give a f*** I knew I was gonna die from bloodloss anyway so why would I care about my school uniform and continued to release a flurry of kicks and end it all with one last attack... BEFORE I DIE! STRONG FIST STYLE : HIDDEN LOTUS! At that moment the man was put down the crowd of people became silent as if they had no mouths to speak with but just stared at the young man who was now their hero with awe and amazement. People from the crowd shouted "HE'S STILL STANDING EVEN AFTER HE DIED!!!!"