I was a pretty NORMAL high school student in my first life. I enjoy reading fantasy stories at school or anywhere, as long as it's my free time.
I have this one story that I really liked even though the author was damn slow at updating. While I was on my way home, I checked if there was an update.
I was very happy when I saw the new chapter. That's why I read it while walking on the street.
Unfortunately, I ended up being hit by a truck…
TRUCK??
TRUCK-KUN?!?!!!??
My bloody face may not show it, but I'm really disappointed.
(I didn't even finish reading the new chapter! What about my Duke Erodian?!)
***
In my second life, I was a.... Hamster.
A small, adorable, cute, fragile, out of this world visual, whatever you call it. I was once a hamster.
I was adopted by a little kid. That damn kid didn't even know how to take care of a hamster! She would pick me up like I was some kind of useless thing. She always put me in her pocket and bike around the neighborhood. Good thing I have quite strong paws, I didn't fall.
One time she tried to put me in their microwave oven to dry me up after a long and exhausting bath (hamster was forced). good thing her mother noticed her own child's crime and immediately removed me from the microwave.
I was on the verge of crying from relief.
That damn evil kid, I will never forgive her. Anyways, I died. again. because of shock(?).
I never had an easy life… F**k this bullcrap.
***
Now, my third life. I woke up as a princess.
I don't know what happened. As soon as I woke up, a girl dressed like a century-old- maid-uniform, screamed at the top of her lungs when I looked at her.
"Oh my goodness! The Princess has woken up!"
***
"Princess Santiana, how do you feel?" The girl who screamed asked. I'm beyond confused about what's really happening.
"I- What the heck is this?" was the first word I said as soon as I opened my eyes.
(Where am I? Did I accidentally traveled a year backwards? But it doesn't look like modern fashion? Is this a prank? Why are they dressed similar to 1700s fashion?)
I tried to get up from bed but the century-old-maid-uniformed girls tried to stop me. Plus, I really can't get up since my body feels drained and heavy.
"Your Royal Highness, Should rest more. I told you that you can't tire yourself, because your heart can't take it," A man wearing eyeglasses said. A bright light came out from his palm.
Wow, Is there a flashlight connected to his palm? Is this the new modern world? Strange clothes, advanced technology?
"Excuse me? But why do you keep on calling me Your Royal Highness and Princess Santiana? Is this a prank? Who am I? I-- I mean, lol guys, we're not on some crazy TV Show. You guys acted really well." My face may not show it but I am VERY confused and shocked.
The century-old-maid-uniformed girls whispered to themselves. "TV Show? Prank? Lol? Acted? Has the Princess been seriously affected by her illness?"
Everyone in the room looked like their life will be taken away from them any minute when I said that.
The man with the eyeglasses looked at me, confused. As I roamed my eyes around the room, I saw the interior design. It was a white and gold theme and everything here looks expensive as f*ck!
"It seems that the Princess has not been fully awake. I therefore conclude, we should wait a bit more." the man with eyeglasses said. The century-old-maid-uniformed girls bowed to me, and all of them walked near the expensive as* door, and stood there quietly..
Should I be happy or not?