She wore the shirt as fast as she could and did all the buttons. When she was done, she ran to his side and stood right infront of him. His eyes were still closed. "You can open now" she said. She was smiling at him as he opened his eyes but, before he could day anything, she channeled all the energy within her to her hand and slapped him. He didn't even wince in pain or anything anything like that. Though the cheek she slapped was awfully red and her fingerprints were on his cheek. He mouth was agape in suprise as he held the cheek. "I was just joking" he said.
"That was a really expensive joke!! Don't play tell those kind of jokes again"
"I'm sorry" he was truly remorseful.
"That brings me to lesson one. Never ever tell an expensive joke or, you might get rewarded with an expensive slap!"
"Yes ma'am"
"Repeat after me. Expensive jokes equals expensive rewards."
"Expensive jokes equals expensive rewards"
"Lesson number 2, you have to learn how to be a gentleman. Be chivalrous a little"
"Yes ma'am"
Then, she hugged him but, this time, he hugged her back, placing his hands on her upper back. Without pulling away from him, she gazed up at him and said "I'm sorry for slapping you though". She then tiptoed to give him a peck on his hot cheek. "I'm sorry"