Chapter 143 I'm Sinking This Bitch!
Captain Linwell's Ship: First Vessel
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Letting him swing back and forth like a mad man at me with his little Rinky dinky sword as he tries to land something. Dodging and swaying as I easily evade each and every slash as we move about on his vessel, getting irritated at my constant maneuvering, captain Linwell yells out at me with a boiling tone erupting out of his grimy pirate throat, STOP YOUR COWARDLY MOVING YE BLASTED WHORE!
Smiling at the man with no fucks given on my face as I dodge one big swing from the pathic captain, now going on the offensive after letting him at least try to hit me with his sword, stepping forward with my right foot, I lean my body in with the smoothness of a squid swimming in the sea. With my remarkable presence within striking distance of the captain, answering back with something snide to say from my cool sounding voice, I say, okay Linny boy I'll stop running away and play some offence! But just fair warning once I get going, your ass is going to die!
Pissed with steam exploding out of his ears with cosmic rage, Linwell says as he tries to knee me with an obvious knee to my gut, that's utter nonsense ye blasted rat shit! I'm the great pirate Linwell Sooks! No one can end me life! With his left knee nearing my stomach with fury propelled in it, instantly throwing up my gun in the air to let myself to be hands free, stopping the bitch ass knee strike with no struggle whatsoever.
Gripping his left knee with my left hand like I'm cupping a baseball, laying out my other hand as my gun falls right into it, quickly moving my piece to his leg that I'm holding with a casual look expressed on my face, I fire a hot round of lead straight into his weak ass kneecap, shattering the bone completely. Wasting no time to let out a cry of agonizing pain to scream out of him, captain Linwell says with horror stained on his piratey face, RRRRAH MY BLASTED FUCKING KNEE!!!
Aiming my weapon like the sharpshooter I am, I lock on to his other knee and blast that one too, now crippled at the knees with both utterly destroyed, pointing my muzzle of my gun straight in between his eyes I say with a calming delight expressed from my voice, I told you once I go on the offensive, your ass would dead! Oh, and another thing I'm sinking this bitch. So, say hi to Davey for me!
BANG!
End of Chapter 143