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Chapter 25 - Why am I getting smashed by her?

"My unique ability must be A-Rank or it could even S-Rank. After all, it would be impossible to improve one's strength by a whole realm. I have never heard of something so ridiculous. By the way, I really don't know much about cultivation, skills, and how to obtain more resources."

"Even in the Ascension to Godhood, I only know that I can obtain EXP by killing and improve my cultivation. Should I ask Jenny? Yep, I should definitely ask her but before that, I must visit that guy to prove the uniqueness of my innate ability."

Mike mumbled and walked towards his room. Suddenly, when he entered the room, a pair of soft hands pulled him into a warm embrace. Suddenly, that pair of arms threw his body into the bed, jumping above him.

"Ouch! That's an extreme way even for romance." Mike couldn't help yelling at Jenny that was above him. Suddenly, he rolled his eyes after seeing her lustful eyes, he muttered "Didn't you say you won't sleep with me tonight?"

He was surprised by the clothing. She hadn't even removed her towel. It seems she was really wanted to do that.

"Bam"

Suddenly, he got a punch on his chest and with a painful expression, he looked at Jenny. At this moment, Jenny had her hands closed around her chest as she pouted "I only said that for the night."

"Come on! I don't have time for that now. Let's eat lunch and visit someone today." Mike caught her waist and puts her on the side of his bed. Jenny's eyes widen thinking 'Did he just reject me?'

But she didn't give too much thought to it. Mike walked towards his cupboard and took out black jeans and a black t-shirt. He removed his towel and wore those clothes. While wearing his clothes, he glanced at Jenny and said with a weird look in his eyes "Aren't you going to wear something? We are going out."

"Idiot, shouldn't you give me little privacy before I start changing clothes." Jenny's face turned red. Even though she didn't think too much about his rejection, she was still hoping he would change his mind. But the reality was cruel. He directly rejected her and didn't even apologize.

"What privacy? I have already seen everything. Or are you hiding some kind of mole that I didn't see?" With a naughty smile on his face, he pounced towards her. He caught her towel and pulled it out.

"Fuck!" Mike feasted his eyes looking at her completely naked body. Suddenly, his eyes narrowed and he frowned as he asked "Don't tell me you forget to bring your bra and panty?"

"Bam"

Just when Jenny had pride on her face showing her fully naked body to him, his words were like arrows that pierced her heart. Suddenly, red steam blows out of her head as she gave a round kick on his jaws.

"Bang" "Thud"

Faced with such a merciless attack, Mike was sent flying as his body crashed into the wall. The whole house shook for a moment. Feeling such a huge movement, Elizabeth frowned and shouted "You two, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing important, aunt. I was teaching Mike how to fight when someone really pisses you off." Although Jenny managed to make a lie, Elizabeth chuckled at her terrible lying ability.

Although her strike was fast and powerful, she only used the strength of the first stage of Solider Realm. It was natural for Mike to stand upright after colliding against the wall. But suddenly, he felt another round kick crashing towards his neck.

"Bang" But Mike barely dodged the attack and rushed towards the door. Suddenly, he stopped and looked at Jenny with teary eyes.

"Jenny, have you gone mad? I was only joking. It was just a joke. And even if you really forget those stuff, you can simply ask me. Although the size is small, I have pair of those when I cross-dressed during the school festival." Mike shouted while pointing his finger at a cupboard.

Suddenly, Jenny was stopped. Her face was stunned. She couldn't believe what Mike just said. Using her fast speed, she rushed towards the cupboard and took a glance.

"Bang" Suddenly, Mike rushed out as he slammed the door from out and rushed towards the kitchen. He believes Jenny won't do anything if he stays with his mom. At this moment, a thought rang on his mind 'Joking with Jenny would be courting death. Mike, remember never to make a joke with her.'

But deep down, he knew he would definitely forget this. After all, he had to adjust himself with time and place

As he calmed down his heart, he walked towards his kitchen with a happy smile "Mom, what are you cooking?"

But instead of a sweet reply, he only hears some unexpected words out of her mouth "Mike, I know you feared sex before. But this doesn't mean you should be horny all the time after you overcome your fear."

Suddenly, his expression froze as he looked down. Only then he noticed he was still in his underwear while his little brother was excited after seeing Jenny's naked body. His face turned red as he spoke "Mom, can you pretend you didn't see anything?"

"Hehe"

But his mom only giggled and looked away. At the same time, something crashed in the back of his head. Feeling the pain of the crash, the anger flashed in his eyes as he shouted "Jenny, how can you hit your husband in front of your future mother?"

But his expression froze when he found his pants on his head. At the same time, he looked at Jenny who was wearing a beautiful blue frock which length had covered her knees. Hearing his words, his mother walked near him and touched his forehead.

"Are you really my Mike? Did you switch to a different person when you disappeared this morning? Although you like to joke around, you weren't this shameless."

There was a touch of anxiety in her expression. Seeing her expression, Mike shook his head and spoke "I have to be shameless. After all, I have finally decided on my goal."

'And if I don't finish that, not only I will die but also get tormented inside the hell.' While thinking of his yearly quest, cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

"Oh, what kind of goal did you find?" Elizabeth was utterly surprised by his reply, but she still maintained her calm expression and asked.

"I want to find Thirteen Heavenly Maidens and Four Supreme Fairies to marry them." A deep inspiration appeared on his face with a trace of determination in his eyes. He clenched his fist and looked up with a proud expression when he revealed his goal.

"Bang"

But suddenly, he got a sidekick on his back, making him crash into the walls. This time attack was a little too strong making it hard to stand up. At this moment, Elizabeth mildly spoke "Just don't kill him, okay?"

At this moment, she didn't feel any pity for Mike. Not because of what he said but because of timing. As a mother, she would definitely feel proud hearing her son's goal. But when he said those words, he should've at least think of his surroundings.

After all, every girl is selfish, nobody wants to share their husband, lover, or crush with anyone. She shook her head and put food on the plates.

"Bam" "Bam" "Bam"

"Jenny, even if I get a thousand women, you are the one that I love the most," Mike shouted while his body was below Jenny. She was sitting on his stomach and slamming her fist on his face.

When Mike shouted, her movement stopped. His words really touched her heart but there was something that touched her even more.

"Pu-chi" Suddenly, Jenny giggled looking at his face. She stood up and walked towards the dining table. She didn't explain why she laughed but at this moment, she felt extremely happy. Mike was left stunned on the ground.

He didn't expect these few words could have such effects.

'Damn! Am I a Love Saint or what? This line, I must write it down. It could be the best weapon against future lovers. But the problem is that I can't carelessly run after any girls. Every girl that I choose must be equal to Heavenly Maidens.'

'From now, I have two more missions except daily quests and yearly quests. I must learn how to win a girl's heart. As for their body, I don't believe my little brother can be weaker than any male god in this world.'

'But direct force isn't enough. From all those hentai I have watched, techniques are the main focus. I must learn this during the first mission. As for my second mission, I must find a way to be more ....... Handsome and Charming.'

Thinking of this, Mike clenched his hand and stood up with determination in his eyes. With that determination, he puts his leg on his pants and worn it. When he was about to move towards the dining table, he took out the card and smartphone from his pocket.

'Thankfully, this earth smartphones don't need to be replaced every year due to damaged battery or slow speed.' Looking at his phone without a scratch, he turned it on and dialed the number on the card.