When I woke up, I felt something stuck to me, turned my head, and realized that it was my husband Bunny, who was curled up against my back, he always said that he loved my body heat.
I get up and go out into the living room. I lower the dark curtains, my husband does not like me to put transparent curtains in the living room, as the neighbors can very quietly look inside the house and know if there are people in the house or not. I understand his reasoning, I'm not stupid, and my husband recognizes it.
I can almost say that it is one of the reasons why he loves me so much, but my husband is not a womanizer, he does not like to drink a lot (alcoholic drinks) and he does not like football either so there are very few ways to make him angry. My mom says that we must harass our men have to be every now and then so that they don't forget about us. Then when we are affectionate with them. They'll be able to appreciate it.
I turn on the TV to put the news, when I was a young girl, I always like to know the state of my country and my world. This what impellers me to study and have a profession, to be able to afford my own things. During all these years something that I observed in the tv, the women that did not prepare their way in life, when they started living with a man or marry, as they did not have a means to earn money honestly, they joined a man who believes themselves as the provider of the house, there women are their possessions and then their slaves. Women in this state are trapped and feel that they are worthless and do not have sufficient knowledge that this is not the case and that they should stay away or run away from those toxic men.
Luckily for my black bunny, it wasn't like that. But he's a tough head and always thinks he's right.
As I watched the TV, I saw on the news, that the army intervened the dock,as they were trying to control some disturbances in pier of Puerto Lim贸n, because all the people in the place, after a red rain, get wet on the site, they become highly aggressive and out of their reasoning, so of them started killing people a and then eat them, according to some witnesses, who were wet by the rain but this violent instinct was not aroused on them, this happened a few minutes before midnight.
"Demons! those people have entered the Unknown Dimension and they has become zombies! Which means my husband was there, when that happened " She thought.
Then she opened the door and the back of the house, stealthily and went to get a machete of protection, this machete and scabbard was shaped like thick walking stick.
"It's better to have a concealed weapon, all the time. To be able to defend yourself when is necessary!" My mom used to say. From a young time, my mom taught us the fighting art of the Creole Machete, which is a secret martial art of the province of Guanacaste, which is where she grew up from. It supposes that only men, can learn this art, but somehow my great-grandmother learned it.
I took the machete out of scabbard, this weapon it very specials for me, my mother gave with me after I get married, for me to protect myself from my husband in case he was a monster with sheep skin.
"If I catch you with another woman in my house and in my bed, I'll cut you into little pieces! " She told me to say this to my husband by showing him the machete. The scare face he makes was priceless. This means that he can put the horns on me, but if I realize it, I might kill him. But if even with my warning he deceive me, don't be a shameless guy and takes the risk, to do it in my house and in my bed. Since possibly I will make him know a world of pain before his demise.
Since it is impossible for men not to sleep with other women and in life there is very little time to watch over them. Not only that, but you also must try to be happy with yourself and if the relationship does not work, you must break the relationship if it becomes stormy. I'm not saying quit, because you need to fight for what you want, but the relationship is based on the mutual respect that we have for each other. This means that you are not going to cheat on me, at the first opportunity, and if you are going to cheat on me, please do not do it with another man, use your condom and don't do it at work.
I enter the room, very carefully, I smell my husband, he usually smells like Cofal, this is an ointment that uses to rub to relax, or he used it to rub somewhere where it hurts. But today he smelled of iron or more accurate blood.
"Tatica God this is a bad sign!" She thought.
I gave him a quick kiss to test his mouth, fortunately this one tasted like pasta. if his mouth had tasted like vagina, I would kill him. Because when he arrived, I was awake, and he did not make love to me. However, if he woke up with fisheyes like a zombie, I would have sent him to his eternal sleep with one blow. Luckily for both of us, he did not have the zombie virus. It takes a long time to train a man to be submissive and faithful in a relationship.
"My love let me sleep, right now I don't feel like having sex!" He said, automatically kissing me, and turning his back on me, still asleep. It was nice to know that even in his unconscious he loved me to.
I went back to the living room, put the machete on it scabbard, and this over the couch in the living room
I go to the freezer to get meat for my breakfast, and for my husband's lunch. Then I discovered some packets of meat, which were still soft, which said:
"Deer meat date of packing October 31 of this year, expiration date in 2 months" What I found strange, when and where Bunny bought these meats today, it was very strange that he had risen from his bed to buy meat for my breakfast. I have him trained, but I haven't brainwashed him enough to make him act too complacent. That is why the appearance of meat was strange
I didn't care to much, so I cook the meat and make a Pinto that it was rice with beans, that by the way my husband does not like to eat because everything he eat it sends it to the bathroom. However, any every Costa Rican who respects himself likes to eat this traditional dish. So, I wonder from what country his mother kidnapped him.
I put a piece of the flesh in my mouth and chew. It went straight to my stomach I felt something cross all over my being, as if I were full of energy.
"Ding! You've earned the Iron Constitution skill! "I Listen, I saw everywhere again to see if my husband told me that, but he wasn't up. So, I dismiss that strange voice, catalog as my imagination.
I got off the table and left some Pinto for him for is breakfast.
When I was going to brush my teeth, I see the clock, it was 715 hours. I stared at it, to make sure I wasn't seeing it wrongly
"Aaaah! It's late, it's late! " I Scream, which means I'd wasted a lot of time making sure my husband wasn't a zombie. My check-in time 730 hours.
"Happily, always I organize my things before I go to sleep!" I thought, while running to the bathroom.
In 5 minutes, I was ready, my husband when he sees me ready so fast always asks me:
"My love, in your previous life by chance you weren't a ninja!" To which I simply reply with a smile.
I went out with my work tools to the corridor of the house. I put things in the car, through the door on the right, in the back, then I went back to the house and brought the machete, I put it on my left between the door side and the chair of the driver. I turned the cart over to inspect the tires and check the water and oil level.
Then I discovered that the right focus was broken, and the striker's bumper was dented. I scream annoyed:
"Damn Bunny I will punish you when I get back!"
"Aaah! No my love, it wasn't my intention,don't punish me...! "I heard Bunny scream from the room, then I am asking myself if he felt my murderous intent and woke up. I wonder if his security officer instincts react to my threat. In any case, she was not going to see if he woke up or not. She did not have time
"Whatever! Corollita, don't worry your daddy will pay for all the repair one way or another!" She said this to the car, while closing the door to the house.
She opened the automatic door of the garage, there was no one around, it was very quiet, she looked at the rearview mirror. She didn't see anything back of the car.
"Crack Crack Crack Crack! It sounded like crushed some huge eggs.
"Ding! You Reached level 1, Congratulations you have acquired the new system of the Unknown Dimension!" She heard the mechanical voice that whispered to her when she was having breakfast.
"Shit! The Unknown Dimension is strolling me!" She said upset.
She got out of the car upset, she went behind the car to see what the hell she smash, under the wheel was a black paste with a bunch of eggshells and a crab pincer.
"What the hell!" She said. While looking around, she thought she saw a lot of green boxes in colors like, brown, orange and blue. Where half could be one color and the other half another color. They looked like little tanks on chairs. She didn't understand what she was seeing. She rubs are eyes and looked at them more closely, those tanks were really a bunch of ground crabs. The worst part is, a moment ago they weren't here when she looks at the rearview mirror.
"Oh no! Why does this have to happen to me when I'm late? It will be that the Unknown Dimension does not want me to go to my work!" She Thought.
The damn crabs were the size of 32-inch flat-screen TVs and had the width of 3 people together one stop after the other. They all lifted their pliers pointing in her direction.
She takes out her machete of the scabbard, she looked at them, and said, as she pointed to herself:
"You're talking to me!" They all ran to her direction.