I'm fucking dead already.
I let out a grin when I saw him closes his eyes in frustration and I can feel how angry he was even though I'm meters away from below.
"Get down you brat" he shouted but I just raised my eyebrow and laugh at him.
I let out my middle finger and pointed it towards the man who's still in his law suit. Nakita ko kung paano namumula ang mukha niya dahil sa galit at hiya na natanggap nya mula saakin, this must be so embarassing but hell poor, Atty. Gregory Colardo, raised a really good kid with a fucking attitude.
"I'm begging you Theia, please come down." An O formed in my lips after I heard him pleaded but eventually I find myself laughing very hard after what I heard.
Incredible; 'Theia Graze Colardo just fucking make her daddy say I'm begging you. This surely be my best memory.
"My death would not be in vain old hag, for I'm sacrificing myself for humanity. I'll offer my life to God and plead to him to cleanse all of your sins; won't you be happy about that? I'm a fucking newborn hero, and as an idiotic person who has a sincere concern of the world, I'll pray to him to eliminate all the fucking people who keep messing his creation. I'm asking for revalation, I'm pleading for an end of the world." I screamed out of the top of my lungs making sure that everybody would hear.
Tumingin ako sa ibaba at saka ko lang napansin na mas dumami pa ang gustong manuod sa kabayanihan ko. I even spot some news casters below reporting my show and I the star, waves my hands everytime I catches the camera pointing at me.
"God Theia, you're not a fucking a saint," I let out a boisterous laugh after I saw how red he is right now.
"That's why I'm meeting God to make me one." I stretched my arms and acted like I was flying but I almost slipped that made the people below me gasps.
Shit that was close.
"For pete sake Theia, bumaba ka dito," he shouted but I never bothered to look at him.
Instead, I spread my arms as if I'm a sacrificial lamb who wants to sacrifice herself standing at the top of the edge at the Main Building of our school.
Ipinikit ko ang mga mata ko at pinakiramdaman ang simoy ng hangin. I can hear the sirens under me, ang mga taong nagbubulungan, at ang daddy kong sigaw nang sigaw. I can even picture his face being so embarrassed and people looking at me like 'thay woman is crazy'
But well who cares? We're all mad in different ways.
"My dear Theia, my child." Iminulat ko ang mga mata ko at laking tuwa ko nang magpakita si Senator Patricia Colardo.
"Hi Mom, how's life?" I screamed and I hope she get the sarcasm on my voice
"Great honey," she answered while using those police speakers. "Come down here and let's talk your problems over"
"Fuck you," sigaw ko, and I noticed how her expression suddenly get changed. "Buwaya ka, magnanakaw, corrupt."
Her face crumpled but she managed to maintain her professionalism.
"Dear, what are you talking about?" She said calmly "I think you should be medicated."
Natawa ako sa sinabi nya, me? Medicated? Hell! My life becomes a mess because of their criminalities. They are the one's who needs treatment not me, for they are shitty asshole who were insane over money and power.
"Oh Mom, you said two days ago you wanted me to be useful. So here I am, sacrificing myself just like Jesus did to his people. I'm freeing you for all of your sins, I'm ending everyone's suffering," I took a deep breath "I'm being a hero here mom, I'm fixing the world by meeting God in this very young age."
Her face was furious, and I know she's getting mad.
"Just kill yourself, you freak." She shouted and I saw how dad hugged her not because she's breaking down but rather he's afraid that she might lose her temper that might ruin their reputation.
I smirked, they're both bunch of idiots. I wonder where my brother was, he should be here to witnessed my heroic act. Oh gez, guess he's busy stealing money from people in Makati. Ugh Gregory Colardo Jr.— is no different from his beloved parents.
I paused like I was ready to jumped when I heard the slamming of the door at the entrance of the rooftop. Tumingin ako sa likuran and I noticed someone struggling to come in.
I smirked, they're just wasting their energy. Kahit anong gagawin nila hindi nila kay ang sirain yan. It's made of hard metal that even strong wrestlers find it hard to break.
"Behold, people of the universe I want you to remember my name." I screamed out of the top of my lungs.
"Built me statues, honor me, worshiped me like the saints you always did."
"Send your prayers to me, as I take my journey in the after life. "
I took out a deep breath once again. Kinalma ko ang sarili ko at muli kong binuka ang mga braso ko nang napaka-malapad.
Tumingin ako sa ibaba at isang nakakalokong ngiti ang ipininta ko sa aking labi.
I can see the horror of my parents face at ang hindi maipintang reaksyon ng mga tao sa ibaba, even the police are panicking and the banging of the door on the entrance of the rooftop becomes agressive.
I took a deep breath, look at the sky and was about to get down dahil wala naman talaga akong planong magpapakamatay.
But, suddenly I felt a man's prescence at my back.
I was about to turn to see who he was when I feel his hands on my spinals.
"Wait — "
"Bryle Camero, messenger of God, and he tells me he wants to see you."
"Wait what?"
"Goodluck on your journey"
Before I could even resist,
he then suddenly pushed me.
Damn, I'm dead.