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Chapter 2 - Chp.2 I'm SO HANDSOME

"wow i know feel bad for it." The poor bird is lying in a pool of its own bool. All i can say is the smell of some much blood it over powering. 'why is it bleeding so much it was shot with hundreds of arrows.

"Don't move human"

"huh wha.." Half way through my statement I realized it was best to stop talking as the was a Scarlet sword at my throat. It's not that the sword its self was red it just had a lot of blood on it. 'Omg the smell I'm gonna'

"OH NO SORRY"

"BLEEEAAA"

I proceed to puke my guts out all over the gound before getting hit in the back of the head.

'that is not a good feeling' Turns out wakeing up from being knocked out is not what I would call fun. Well the could water did not help things.

"looks like you finally awake human."

"huh oh yes I am at lest I hope I am."

I take a look at my water throwing friend and wow 'HE A F***ING ELF'. I'm talking about tall, green hair,sharp eyes,obvious superiority complex.

" listen here human take theses and clean your self up. I'm going to be takeing you to meat the chief you best answer his questions or else."

" sure but let me touch you ears first"

"WHAT"

"No wait get me a female elf"

"You I'm gonn...."

He starts to draw his sword but is cut off my some Pearl like laughter.

"Hahahaha Ren are you mad because he proposed to you then immediately wanted someone else"

The lady the walk in immediately made fun of the man i was talking to who's name seems to be Ren.

" Perfect let me touch you ears."

the elf lady blushes and the speaks. "you might not be aware but for elf only their mate's can touch their ears."

"oh my apologies I was not aware of such customs"

while apologizing i take the chance to look over the elf lady. she is taller than me at about 6,4 the male elf seems to be at 6,8.

she has Emerald green hair. soft facial features beautiful blue eyes and a body the a bit on a small side in the chest but makes up for it in her hips.

she gives me a strange smile "it's fine but you should get ready we need to meat my father"

"sure just give me a minute" I proceed to look at my prison cell to be honest its not bad besides so stone roof and floor it like a one room apartment a cheap one tho.

I go behind a partition to change i seem to be wareing a set of fany medieval Noble men's clothes there all torn up and bloody. Then i change in to the blue robe given to me its vary soft. 'oh their a mirror lets take a look.'

I have long realized I am not in my own body.

"I'M SO F***ING HANDSOME."