"YOU FUCKER I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU ALL"
"OWW, Fucking rocks"
"I guess I was just having a nightmare, I guess I won't sleep soundly for now on huh?"
"But god damn my body hurts like hell, probably because I was sleeping on a pile of rocks and thought that it will be comfortable"
Jesus then proceeds to get up from his sleeping spot and then continue to head outside to find a lake but after 20 minutes of not finding a lake he gave up
"Why did I expect theres going to be a lake in this hellhole"
"You know what I just go look for water later, I'm just going to hunt goblins"
"Hey, can you tell me where I can find some goblins around here?"
....
"COME ON SAY SOMETHING YOU ASS"
[ I can't help you with your quest to getting stronger ]
"WHY?" Jesus yelled in an angry tone
[ You must not receive outside help from others for your growth ]
"I JUST WANTED FUCKING DIRECTIONS, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO HELP ME KILL SOME GOBLINS" Jesus rant last about 15 minutes until finally, he calmed down
"well fucking forget it, I shouldn't be arguing at a transparent screen but instead I should look for some goblins"
"Hmm? should I head left or right?"
"Let's just head left" he then proceeds to head left
After going through the landscape and going up and down hills, he heard a familiar noise that he heard thousands of times, it was a full group of goblins
"No way in hell I'm fighting all of them at once" but then he heard a ringing noise
Ding!!!
[ Quest - You found a full group of goblins, kill every single one of them ]
Time: 1 hour
Goblins killed: 0/8
[ Rewards for quest completion ]
<1500 exp>
<3 attribute points>
[ Punishment for failure ]
"You fucking bitch, so you're saying I have no choice," Jesus said silently
"How the fuck am I supposed to fight goblins with a pocket knife you ass"
'I guess I should play this smart, but how should I do it?' Jesus thought
'There are a few rocks around me, I guess I could throw rocks near them so they can get distracted' Jesus then proceeds to throw rocks near where the goblins are at and it works
"Good thing these goblins are as dumb as always"
Jesus then proceeds to go closer and closer until he found a goblin that was closest to him and then he slit the goblin's neck while covering the goblin's mouth at the same time so it won't scream
<100exp>
[ First E rank monster killed ]
<200exp>
[ Congratulations you have leveled up, all attributes are raised by +3 ]
[ You have learned stealth ]
'Fuck off I'm trying to kill some goblins here' Jesus then activate stealth since that's the only message he read
Jesus proceeds to slit three more goblin necks while the other goblins were distracted finding the cause of the noise they heard earlier
'Gotta head back to my hiding spot' Jesus then went back to his hiding spot that was at top of a hill
"I guess I did get stronger huh. Usually, even if it was a stealth kill, I would've struggle holding them down but I guess I didn't" Jesus then started to show a creepy smile on his face
"Fuck staying silent, if its that's easy then I'm going loud" Jesus proceeds to pick up rocks around him and after he was done with that, he started to look at the goblins
"HEY GREEN MIDGETS, OVER HERE YOU DUMBASSES" After Jesus got the attention of the goblins he started to throw rocks at them making the goblins pass out when they got hit
[ You have learned throwing ]
"What kind of skill is throwing, well nevermind that let's just kill the rest of them" Jesus then started humming while he was going down the hill
"hm hm hm that's one"
<100exp>
'"That's 2 hm hm"
<100exp>
[ Congratulations you have leveled up, all attributes are raised by +3 ]
"That's 3 hm hm"
<100exp>
"And that is 4"
<100exp>
[ Congratulations on completing the quest Rewards will be given ]
<1500exp>
<3 attribute points>
[ Congratulations you have leveled up, all attributes are raised by +3 ]
[ Congratulations you have leveled up, all attributes are raised by +3 ]
[ You have unlocked a new feature Daily Quest ]
"hahaHAHAHAHAHAAAA" Jesus was laughing like a maniac
"THIS IS GREAT FUCKING GREAT THREE LEVELS IN ONE DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" after a few minutes of laughing like crazy He calmed down
"Let's calmed down me, don't get too excited over a few levels but at least I unlocked daily quest"
"Guess I found my food for today, even though I don't want to its necessary for survival"
"But how am I supposed to carry all these corpses, hey do I have something to carry my stuff like inventory or something like that?" Jesus ask the system
[ To unlock dimensional storage, you must be at a certain level ]
"Of fucking course I need to be at a certain level, What level do I need to be at," Jesus said with an angry tone
[ level 25 ]
"WHY'S THE LEVEL HIGH TO UNLOCK SOMETHING LIKE THIS"
[ System design ]
"System design my ass, I bet you put it there to fuck with me" this rant went on for 1 minute
Author- As you notice Jesus got anger issues like most people
"Then what about shop"
[ To unlock Shop, you must be at a certain level ]
"What level" Jesus sounded like he didn't care anymore
[ level 15 ]
"Alright then, next time when I ask about what I can and can't unlock, tell me right away what level I can unlock it at ok?"
[ Acknowledged ]
"Okay good, I should start to looking to find some water in this landscape" Jesus then started to head back to the tunnel where he's currently sleeping
"Now let's head right" After 30 minutes of walking he found water
"YESSS A LAKE" He hasn't been this happy in a long time
"thank god that there's water, I thought I have to drink blood" He then started to fill up his water bottle with water
"If only I'd walked a little bit further"
" But Thank God some of my personal belongings came to me. Probably because I was wearing my backpack when I died"
"Well that's done, let's head back and eat the goblin that's in the tunnel"
30 minutes later...
"So since I'm back let's look at my stats, Stats Open"
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Name: Jesus Daiz
Race: Human
Title: None
Level: 5
EXP To next level: 100/1100
HP: 110/110
Mana: 75
Strength: 22
Intelligence: 22
Stamina: 22
Agility: 22
Endurance: 22
Perception: 22
Available Points: 3
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Jesus's face has a creepy smile while looking at his stats
"I can see my see myself getting stronger"
"Oh, I almost forgot, how do I access Daily Quest?"
[ Say Tabs ]
Tabs
[ Tabs ]
"I guess The shop is locked, I'll look at Daily Quest tomorrow instead let's check my skills
[ Skills and Abilities ]
Stealth: Level 1
( To make sure your enemies don't notice you )
Throwing: Level 1
( Throw small objects 50% Faster )
"Simple but nice" He then proceeds to close his stats and tabs
"Welp I guess that's enough hunting for today huh"
"I'm just worn out, I'll eat this goblin after I cooked it and then do something productive to pass the time"