As the light disappears I realize that I'm floating in a white endless void. I look around to see if God is nearby but all I see is white nothingness. "Hello, anyone home?" I scream into the void hearing nothing in response. I at least wanted there to be a cool echo but I got nothing. 'This place kinda reminds me of the time chamber in dbz. Since God isn't here right now I guess ill see if I can still do all the martial arts Gabriel taught and the other me.' I spent the next two hours practicing in what I now dub the 'Hyper Tonic Lion Tamer' and I'm now certain that I can use all my martial arts from the years I spent with the celestials, even the mixed styles that I made myself. After confirming that I can still do the martial arts I learned I just floated around thinking about how short a second my life was, why Tina gave me a creepy smile before I kicked the bucket, and if I'm in trouble with God for always messing with the celestials. This went on for twenty minutes until I heard footsteps behind me, I quickly turned around and saw what looked like Anti-spiral from Guren Lagan.
"Sorry for taking so long, I was in a staff meeting with some of my prophets in heaven. I take it you're Stella, the friend my kids keep talking about." said the being that I assumed to be God.
"I am, and don't worry about it the wait wasn't that long." Shit, should I have said sir or milord or call him Kami-sama? I may be chummy with the celestials but that's because I know them, I don't know how I'm supposed to talk to God. What if he felt disrespected that I addressed him so casually?
"Thanks for understanding, mortals usually say something like "Isn't God an all-powerful all-knowing being? Why can't you just be at the meeting and here at the same time?" or some crap like that". God says seemingly ignoring my causal speech and internal strife. "To answer that question, since you probably want to know, it is because I turned off most of my 'hacks' like a couple trillion years ago. Having them off is more fun since things get unpredictable and with things being unpredictable I can actually experience new things happening which makes me feel like I don't know a little human. That's also the reason I didn't know the void beast would be born from me leaving the void open."
"Is that so..." I murmur before slipping into thought. 'I guess even God needs stimulation to his existence. I wonder what would happen if he runs out of things experience?' "I understand God sir but what does that have to do with me being here? Also, why do you look like anti-spiral?".
"Pff, hahaha, well human miss I'm here on request of my adorable kids to reward you for helping with the void beast and I look like this anti-spiral character because in your mind he's the closest thing to a Godlike existence. I look different to everyone except my children who all see me in my true form" God explained. "I'm sure you have a lot of questions but I'm kinda on an eternal schedule and this most likely won't be the last time we meet so let's get to your reward. To make things simple you have five wishes, you can wish for anything except becoming an apex of existence like me or the destruction and/or death of someone or something. Also, infinite wishes are banned don't ask why." God says the last part while shivering.
"Five wishes huh?" I ask.
"Yup, take your time. Ill slow time outside this dimension for you so you don't have to worry about my meeting."
After around ten seconds of deliberation on what to use my wishes for I come to a conclusion of what to wish for. "Alright, I got it" I exclaimed.
"Hmmm, done already? I figured it would take longer" God says sounding surprised. Though if he really was it didn't show on his face since he looked like anti-spiral.
"For a person who doesn't watch cartoons and anime maybe it would've. But I was a pretty big otaku in my second life so I already thought about this a bunch. For my first wish, I want a system that I can fully customize. I want it to have every power, item, armor, and weapon in all of fiction for free. Also, I want the system to be sentient and capable of acting as my perfect friend. For my sec-" I was about to state my second wish until god says.
"You already made three wishes by the way."
This kinda confused me so I asked him when.
"The first wish was for a customizable system, the second was for all powers, items armor, and weapons in every fictional universe, and the third was for the system to be a sentient friend. The third wish is actually pretty stupid considering you asked for the system to be fully customizable this includes giving and taking away sentience" God explains. "Also, those wishes are set in stone so chose the next ones wisely," God says while giving a smug smile.
I was dumbfounded, this fuc-, God is trying to cheat me out of my wishes. I still have two wishes but if I'm not careful he will cont my fourth wish as two so I won't get my fifth. This still leaves the question of why he's doing this in the first place? 'I wonder if it's because I 'pranks' on his kids? Yeah, that's probably it' I thought.
"It is" God states with as best a deadpan look you could get using anti-spirals face.
"Ignoring the fact you've been reading my mind, I have a question."
"Shoot," God says
"Do fictional worlds exist?" I asked
"No, they don't. There's only this world and that void I made a while back," he answered.
"Then for my fourth wish, I want every fictional world to become real."
He snaps his finger and darks sparks fly off it.
"Done"
"Just like that?" I asked, completely baffled that he created an omniverse with the snap of his fingers.
"Yep," he said smugly "I'm God there isn't anything I cant do. Now, what's your final wish he asked."
"My final wish is, and don't loophole me on this one, to be born as Izuku Midoriya's twin sister from my hero academia. Also, this isn't a wish but can you do me a solid and make it so I get my memory of my lives and system at twelve. I don't want to have to experience being born and being a little kid."
I asked for the system when I get my memories because I don't want my five-year-old self to whip out the infinity gauntlet or some other op crap and kill me and or the whole world.
"Hmm," he says putting his hand to his chin seemingly contemplating my request."Alright, I'll do it, but you have to let me and my kids add some spice to your little adventure."
With no hesitation I answer "sure, I don't have a problem with that."
While having divinity interfere with me during my adventure may seem like a dumb move to most but isn't to me. I'm friends with basically all the celestials and while we seem like enemies from an outsider's view were still the same chummy war buddies that fought back to back with each other. Since God cares enough about them to grant me five wishes on their request they wouldn't let him do anything that would kill me or make my new life miserable. That's what I think anyway. Besides getting to see my friends during my adventure is like another wish on its own.
"With all that out of the way, it's time for your reincarnation. And Stella, thank you for being their friend, it warms my heart to see them so happy, and it's all because of you."
Putting on my best smile and throwing a peace sign up I say "No problem sir, it's been a pleasure and an honor to be friends with them."
That's the last thing I got to say before a semi-truck filled the left side of my vision and I see God laughing with his hands on his stomach and knees bent. I didn't feel pain but seeing someone prank me like that brought out an almost instinctual rage in me. The 'Hyper Tonic Lion Tamer' disappeared from sight and all I see are a boy's hands writing a hero analysis in a notebook.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCCK!" I screamed pretty loud but didn't hear it come out of my mouth.
'Of all the things he could have done he reincarnates me as a boy!' This time I opted to scream in my head and I'm glad I did because what came next threw me for a loop.
"H-Hello," a timid voice said with a studder.
I immediately identified the voice as Izuku's and it was coming from my mouth! Then twelve years' worth of memories flooded my head And all I could say was...
"Well fuck me."
"Excuse me?" Little Izuku said.