Hah take that incompetent military, you can not with the great and powerful Desmond Astryd, muahahahahaha, oh shit that bullet almost hit me, but seriously they have as bad aim as in the movies.
(Third person POV)
As if to shut out the arrogant mental voice of a certain idiot fugitive, a bullet struck right into the left side of his back, resisting the pain of the impact, Desmond could only thank he had put his new armor under his tunic as he left the house. But seeing that the movies once again lied to him that all soldiers shot badly, he decided to channel his defensive ability while he considered stopping using movies and series as a reference for his decision making.
