In a peaceful forest, a man could be seen playing with his UW. At first glance, no one would have guessed that this quiet scene was happening in D-23. No one sane would have ever approached it!
"Hey Markus, how is it going?" Josh joyfully began the conversation.
"..."
"Are you there?"
"I'm just speechless. We've been trying to deal with the sloth problem for so long, then you just come and take care of it. For starters, weren't you kidnapped by Gene Corp? What the heck happened?!" Markus was bewildered.
"You know, the usual. I was just there to train myself, no biggie. I simply killed my way out. To be honest, the hardest was finding their armory to get my items back." Josh sighed.