The man was already recording, and one could see a small banner floating behind him that read
"Are all of you going to listen to his nonsensical drivel that is nothing more than baseless propaganda?!"
He surveyed the crowd as he strutted around. He then cleared his throat and entered what Josh called 'long monologue mode'. The kind that somehow managed to sound patronizing and righteous (or entitled).
"Let us start with his feat of dealing with the sloths. There is something fishy about it. By analyzing some footage, I have concluded that there were no signs of any skill being used at all. Now, how is this possible?"
He paused dramatically, making sure he had everyone's attention.