A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the
shoulder to ask him a question. The driver
screamed, lost control of car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
Bthen the driver said, "look mate, don't ever do
that again, You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger aploogized and said, I didn't
realize that a little tap would scared you so much.
"The driver replied, "sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving a funeral van for the last 25 year."