I'm dead or at least I should have died a long time ago but I guess being a witch or as people used to call my kind was imaginative witches our powers came from our imaginations anything as long as we wished it could happen there were some things we couldn't do like the things like wish keppers won't let happen such as getting someone to fall in love with you, bringing someone back from the dead and we can't die from natural means some live a long fucking life. anyway enough about what I am lets start the story about how my idiot of a teamate turned a perfectly fine mission into a shit show

A commotion is heard on the Fairy Tales ship when one sailor decided ot was a good odea to wake up there captain at dawn to get the day started.

Captain, Captain wake up. We've got to get supplies before Arnie eats all the cookies. Rustling can be heard as well as a very cranky groan before you hear Fuck your cookies I need sleep un like you I ain't no fucking morning bird Nio. No is about to reply when a hard shove sends him flying down the stairs below deck. A very deep voice then says "Captain Volleyworth is been spotted here by some of the scouts" Another groan later and you see a young man walk out from the room shoveling some tousled Carmel like hair from his face standing at close to 6 1/2 feet you here his voice that isnt to deep or the higher octave girls have it was just right " Is what you say true Winston" that man would be Captain Dagon he got this name cause everyone knows he's a devil of the sea but none know besides his crew knew that he was in fact a she and she was Carmen Hart a achent witch who is a complete bat shot crazy woman who does what she wants " yes captain, scout 0 came back with the info" as Carmen replies she breaks out in a evil grin that sent shivers down Winston's back he hears her say " Dont you think its time to play some games with that lying bastard"