Sharp pain, the noise of cars, the screams of people and cold raindrops.
I was unlucky enough to be the victim of kidnappers. When they realized that my relatives did not want to pay the necessary amount to save me, they threw me off the roof of a high house. I felt unbearable pain, but I could not scream, it is difficult to describe my inner state, since even my eyes are hard to move.
As soon as the sirens, probably an ambulance, reach me, I immediately die.
Dark.
The pain is gone instantly, and I can no longer hear anything around me.
"Am I dead?" I ask in a low whisper.
Suddenly, the silence is broken by someone laughing.
A low and restrained chuckle turned into an uncontrollable whinny.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-laughter echoes up here.
After that, a white light spread through the dark room. Clouds hover around me, and a bearded man sits on a huge throne in front of me. He himself was not large, so that the size did not fit the throne at all, which added to the comic nature of the situation.
"My God, how can you do that?" It's just hilarious! The stupidest death I've ever seen! - the man was amazed, pointing a finger at nothing.
Heck! I think this freak is laughing at my demise!?
Stop... Or maybe it's God himself?!
I was filled with anger. I clench my fists and then put all my rage into my speech:
"You fucking bastard!" You've made my life a mess! Why exactly was I so unlucky in this damn life, huh?! Motherfucker! Even from the very birth, my mother did not accept me, so she wanted a girl... And I spent my entire youth with a girl's name and a dress! I was beaten, robbed, kidnapped all the time, what kind of shit is this?! I was unlucky in school – I got bad grades, even though I tried to study! No friends... There wasn't even a girl! At eighteen, I'm a fucking virgin! I shouted, recounting the worst moments of my years. But even what I described was only a small drop of what I had been through.
To my surprise, the God's expression changed from cheerful to sullen, and then to sad.
"W-what's the matter with you?" I dare to ask.
"Somehow I felt sorry for you... God said, holding back his tears.
"Y-come on... - I somehow felt sad and sad because of God, and I decided to try to comfort him, but suddenly he turns away and says:
"I need to stop playing poker with demons for human destinies.
What?! So... This dick... Lost my fate to the demons?! Oh, him...
"Listen, man," he says menacingly, becoming serious, " your fate was the most terrible, because of me you suffered all your life, and you were haunted by one failure... To at least make up for it a little... Like in a typical Issekai novel, I'll send you to another world with a cool ability that no one else has.
Me... I was moved by God's attempt to make amends for his mistake.
So much so that I burst into tears.
"So, my son... Do you agree to forgive me and go to another world? God asks.
I, barely holding back tears of happiness, answer:
- Y-yes...
"That's great," he says.
Abruptly, the mood in Paradise changes, and God, standing up and brushing himself off, disappears.
Instead, a beautiful girl with a slender body and large breasts appeared.
Her hair was white, like the first snow that had just fallen, her clothes were covered in every sense, and her height was completely suitable for a throne.
I'm not a fan of giant girls, but I would like this one...
"What a heresy... And you're the bug that gets into my world? No, no, I'm not going to let that gristle do what it wants. You will so pollute my pure world with your stinking paws. Instead of the expected greeting, only insults poured down on me.
To say that I was taken aback is to say nothing. I immediately wanted to die again.
"Okay, a contract is a contract. I will move you to my world, with only one curse from me. Since I don't want you to linger in this world, trash, " the Goddess said harshly again.
All I have to do is stand there and say nothing. Suddenly, the goddess snaps her fingers,and everything disappears.
It's dark again, but I ... feel steam ... and ... drops?
I suddenly open my eyes and see a huge wolf a little further away.
He glares at me, probably intending to devour me. While he was still looking at me, preparing to eat, a window popped out in front of me. It contains my name, my health, strength, mana stats, and finally my curse.
100/1 chance
Description of the curse: The chance of any luck is 100/1
An alternative name for the curse: Utter Failure.
What the... What the fuck!?
My chances... Survive here ... 100/1?!"My God, how can you do that?" It's just hilarious! The stupidest death I've ever seen! - the man was amazed, pointing a finger at nothing.
Heck! I think this freak is laughing at my demise!?
Stop... Or maybe it's God himself?!
I was filled with anger. I clench my fists and then put all my rage into my speech:
"You fucking bastard!" You've made my life a mess! Why exactly was I so unlucky in this damn life, huh?! Motherfucker! Even from the very birth, my mother did not accept me, so she wanted a girl... And I spent all my youth with a girl's name and a dress! I was beaten, robbed, kidnapped all the time, what kind of shit is this?! I was unlucky in school – I got bad grades, even though I tried to study! No friends... There wasn't even a girl! At eighteen, I'm a fucking virgin! I shouted, recounting the worst moments of my years. But even what I described was only a small drop of what I had been through.
To my surprise, the God's expression changed from cheerful to sullen, and then to sad.
"W-what's the matter with you?" I dare to ask.
"Somehow I felt sorry for you... God said, holding back his tears.
"Y-come on... - I somehow felt sad and sad because of God, and I decided to try to comfort him, but suddenly he turns away and says:
"I need to stop playing poker with demons for human destinies.
What?! So... This dick... Lost my fate to the demons?! Oh, him...
"Listen, man," he says menacingly, becoming serious, " your fate was the most terrible, because of me you suffered all your life, and you were haunted by one failure... To at least make up for it a little... Like in a typical Issekai novel, I'll send you to another world with a cool ability that no one else has.
Me... I was moved by God's attempt to make amends for his mistake.
So much so that I burst into tears.
"So, my son... Do you agree to forgive me and go to another world? God asks.
I, barely holding back tears of happiness, answer:
- Y-yes...
"That's great," he says.
Abruptly, the mood in Paradise changes, and God, standing up and brushing himself off, disappears.
Instead, a beautiful girl with a slender body and large breasts appeared.
Her hair was white, like the first snow that had just fallen, her clothes were covered in every sense, and her height was completely suitable for a throne.
I'm not a fan of giant girls, but I would like this one...
"What a heresy... And you're the bug that gets into my world? No, no, I'm not going to let that gristle do what it wants. You will so pollute my pure world with your stinking paws. Instead of the expected greeting, only insults poured down on me.
To say that I was taken aback is to say nothing. I immediately wanted to die again.
"Okay, a contract is a contract. I will move you to my world, with only one curse from me. Since I don't want you to linger in this world, trash, " the Goddess said harshly again.
All I have to do is stand there and say nothing. Suddenly, the goddess snaps her fingers,and everything disappears.
It's dark again, but I ... feel steam ... and ... drops?
I suddenly open my eyes and see a huge wolf a little further away.
He glares at me, probably intending to devour me. While he was still looking at me, preparing to eat, a window popped out in front of me. It contains my name, my health, strength, mana stats, and finally my curse.
100/1 chance
Description of the curse: The chance of any luck is 100/1
An alternative name for the curse: Utter Failure.
What the... What the fuck!?
My chances... Survive here ... 100/1?!