When Diana and I were chatting is when we received the call from Simon, and I placed him on speaker. He went on to rant about how hard it was for him down there "It's fucking cold! I asked them to turn down the AC but no one is listening to me, as if I'm invisible"
"You need to calm down Simon" I told him. "Where'd you get the phone?"
"It's a banner phone, the president gave it to me. He really wants the Cross"
"He can file that under no chance in hell"
Simon insisted "His daughter is really sick, colon cancer stage four. Some guy must have told him the cross will heal her"
Diana intervened "Some guy? How did the guy get to know the Cross?" and I added to that. "What do you mean by some guy?"
"Well brother it turns out the Cross isn't ours after all. It belonged to Padre something Caviar, dating back to the year when George Washington was the president"
