"Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!"
"How are you feeling Shadow?"
" I feel like I just birthed a cow into this bottle!! Why do you need my urine sample anyways? Can you not see that I'm perfectly alive and well sitting in this bed talking to you."
"Shadow, they just need to make sure this doesn't happen again. You suddenly just woke up and they're just finding out what the cause was."
"Nurse!! I'm not sick and need to get out of here. Tomorrow is the big tournament where it will be decided who is God. The best display of magic wins. There will be lions, dragons, witches, sorcerers, wizards, regulars, and lots and lots...of trashtalk. The reason why I am here and not out there preparing is because Dragon was inside me and when he came out; I collapsed because my heart did not know how to beat on its own. I'm begging you..please listen to me."
"Yeah, your head is burning up. I don't think you are feeling ok. There is no such thing as magic or dragons or wizards and witches or sorcerers or any 'tournament'. You're delusional and making it all up. It's all in your head."
"Nurse, your story checks out. His urine came back as dark and milky and there is a clear foul smell here. He shows accurate signs of an infection."
"INFECTION!! Infection!! I...am...not...sick!! What are you talking about? I need to leave.now."
"Nurses!! Nurses!! I need help here strapping this patient down. ANYBODY!!"
"Shadow, try to relax. Cloudy.foamy urine means you lack water and need to drink more asap. MIlky/foul smelling means you have an infection. The body is trying to push white blood cless through the body to help the infected area but instead they get trapped and buildup in your tract so that you 'push' them out by accident. Clear urine indicates that you're drinking too much water which can also cause a buildup in the body. You need to drink less water this time. You need to balance water and blood in your body so if you have more water then blood then you can contract liver disease and other such harmful diseases. Lastly red/colored urine indicates that your red blood cells are now trapped and builtup in your tract which aslo means dehydration. You're not balancing out water and blood like you're supposed to which also can lead to bad problems."
"How is scaring him supposed to relax him down?"
"E….NOUGH!!!! Roarr!!"
"Wolf!! Wolf! I NEED HELP IN HERE NOW!!! Wolf!! Wolf!!"
"What is it? What is it? Hu...There is no wolf here, you liar. There is not even a distressed patient. You lie to us again and you're done. We have more pressing operations and patients to deal with. If I catch you again I'll..I swear I saw one. He just turned."
"Half-Breeds don't exist. Goodbye!!"
" You saw the wolf, right? I am not the only one that has completely lost it?"
"You're not alone Lea. I saw it too. Hey, where'd he go?"
"Huu!! My hand was just resting on him not even a second ago!!"
"Here I am!!"
"Wolf!! He's climbin on the walls. Wolf!! Wolf!!"
"Lea, what did I say about your yelling. Some of us are trying to work on operations here and we need to focus. I can't do this all day. The next time you cry wolf; none of us are going to come. Now goodbye for the last time and the last time of all times."
"What the? Can this wolf turn invisible or something? Do you see him anywhere? Rama!!! Rama!!"
"Ahhhhh, help!!"
"I'm coming, Rama, just hold on."
"Wait..wait..YOUR SOUL...IS MINE!!!"
"Nooooooo!!!!"
"Ireeeeechhh!! Come out, come out wherever you are, bad wolf!! I know you're hiding in here and that I'm not seeing things? You're messy, you know that. You couldn't even clean up the blood of my best friend's body? The night janitor will not like that one bit."
"Awww, is a little girl sad? You don't want to be the boy who cried wolf now do you?"
"I'm warning you. I may be a girl but my parents trained me to defend myself. Now show yourself!!"
"Here I am!!"
"Ohhh my….CHOKE!!!"
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!!"
"Your soul...is mine!!"
"Weddings!! They used to be only in a church, they used to be small, they used to be big; but now they are for all."
"What the? Who left the TV on?"
"Introducing our new wedding package for the lovely couples. We now offer weddings to lesbians and gays. You can even be ordained by a transgender if you want. No couple will ever be turned down despite what you look like. God says He extends His love for all and that no one is turned away from His affections so as such we will turn no one away either."
"Aaghhh!! HOPPER!! Get over here right now!! We're busting out of here this very second. We may be old but our work is far from over. With every breath we will praise the Lord and we will serve Him until our dying days!!
'Come now, let us settle the matter,' says the Lord. 'Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be white as snow. Though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.' Isaiah 1:18!!"
"The word of the Lord came to me: Son of man, set your face against Jerusalem and preach against the sanctuary. Prophesy against the land of Israel and say to her this is what the Lord says, 'I am against you. I will draw my sword from its sheath and cut off from you both the righteous and the wicked. Because I am going to cut off the righteous and the wicked My sword will be unsheathed against everyone from north to south. Then all people will know that I the Lord have drawn My sword from its sheath. It will not return again.
Therefore groan, son of man! Groan before them who have a broken heart and bitter grief. And when they ask you, 'Why are you groaning?' you shall say, 'Because of the news that is coming. Every heart will melt with fear and every hand go limp. Every spirit will become faint and every leg will be wet with urine. It is coming!! It will surely take place,' declares the sovereign Lord. Ezekiel 21:1-7."
"That is our new verse we must follow, Leo?"
"That is the one. Is it really as simple as peeing down my leg and then catchng the droplets so that we can put them in a bottle."
"Don't be ridiculous, boy. Nothing in life is ever that easy. You have to come face to face with danger first then we can collect your pee."
"Daddy, you mean we'll collect each other's pee?"
"You won't be collecting my pee anytime soon because I'm not scared of anything."
"Zeke, don't make me laugh. I'm too tired of your ignorance to even care what you say at this point."
"Hey, you are not allowed to leave this floor until you've been fully tested. Sir. We took your urine but now we need your blood sample to check if it's good."
"You need my blood to see if it's ok? Why don't I use your blood to see if it's okay."
"Noo!! Noo!! Noo!!"
"Shadow, I'm here. I'm….oh no..You spit that person out right now. I won't have a wolf going around eating whomever and whoever he wants. Drop it!! Drop it!! Good boy!! Who wants a treat. Oh yes you do. Oh yes you do. Can you sit for...ahhhhh..get off."
"I will not be humiliated again."
"Okay, Shadow. I'm sorry. Just got a little carried away; that's all. You can release your hold on my neck now before you cause a scene."
"Oh..sorry. Don't humiliate me again!!"
"Only if you promise not to eat people anymore."
"Quick, get down."
"Wait...wh.."
"Where are we?"
"What? Everybody who teleports has to go somewhere. This is the void I built where I go between destinations. We are in Dreamworld, but more specifically the GREAT HALL!! Each door you see both on the left and right sides plus the one up above are doors that take us to different locations. Some might transport us on the roof of a building, others maybe on the sidewalk, others in the building, and others even just a few blocks away. It all just depends on which door I go in. Also there are two big closets at the end where I can change outfits real fast before I go. So if I teleport in my sleep and realize that I'm still in my pajamas; then before I arrive at a friend's house I'm teleporting too; I can just simply change clothes."
"Let me guess, there is a full house downstairs as well?"
"You would be correct."
"So basically you built an AirBnB for teleporters to go when they're stuck in the void?"
"Exactly!! This is our own little paradise where only a select few can go. I would take you on the nickel back tour because this place is AMAZING and it took me literally FO...R….EV...ER to build, but for the sake of time we need to get going. Can't leave the kids out there too long on their own. I wonder how they've been doing and if Leo has actually taken into account what I taught him. Oh well, you ready Hopper? Let's go find out."
"Leo, wouldn't it be funny if Shadow and Hopper showed up just now and caught me unzipping my fly and peeing down my leg. Here, I'll show you. Now this is the true waters of life. Let it flow effortlessly and provide warmth to our…...SHADOW!! H..how did you get here so fast? The door you just walked out of is the closest and was empty last I checked!! Hopper!!"
" Yes, yes it was empty. It's a pity it's not anymore because I would have very much liked to un-see what I just saw. I thought that Leo was the troublemaker and the nuisance but it has been made clear now to both of us that all along it was you."
"I can explain!! We were just having a little bit of fun, you see, and..and the verse uhhh that Leo spoke to us contained our next clue we needed. We needed to umm we needed to pee down our legs because that is what God said we should do. So I thought it funny that I should pee and see what your guy's response would be if you saw me. Now Maurice here said that we can't just pee down our leg but have to do it in front of our greatest fear so that it comes from our tre...tre..mbling!!"
"Ohh, is that so? Are you afraid of me then?"
"A...a..afraid of you!! Come on now. Don't be ridiculous, Shadow. You couldn't scare me even if you stood in front of me without so much as a breath."
"Is that why your knees are shivering and pee is running down as fast as you are talking to me? As for me and Hopper being impressed then I can safely answer for both of us when I say that we are not impressed. We are not even disappointed either. In fact we are disgraced that we even let you on this journey in the first place. We should be sending you home and not your brother."
"Oh noo...noo. Please don't send me home! You can't send me home anyways because I am already at home."
"Huu..I see.."
"Wait, brother, what are you doing? Why are you giving him a board off the end of my couch. I thought you burned them all because they were unclean?"
"They were unclean but so is someone else. Now I don't want to burn my brother but always go to an adult when you can't get someone to listen to you."
"Thank you, Leo. You've done me proud."
"Maurice, wait..wait...wait… Strip him of all of his clothes so that I can beat him."
"What about Dandellion?"
"Dande..who? Oh, you. Shield her eyes so she doesn't see."
"It's okay daddy. I need to see this."
"Okay but his pee won't just be yellow. He'll be peeing blood. Now it was custom in the Bible to give anywhere from nine slashes if it were a small crime; all the way up to thirteen slashes if they committed something major. That is why Jesus received the most slashes of all. Tell me boy, how many slashes do you think you want?"
"God never gives us what we want. He only gives us what we deserve and need so you can discern for yourselves what that is."
"Leo, I think you gave me the wrong leg because this one still has nails sticking out of it."
"I know. I did that so that the indentations and marks stay present. He'll never forget; if it is clearly marked across his back."
"If anyone wants to speak up and take his place then speak now or hold your peace."
"I'll speak up."
"Hopper!!"
"Your taste for blood has consumed you and I don't trust what you'll do to this boy. Thank you."
"Zeke, turn around and put your hands in the air please."
"You can't make me do anything!!"
"Zeke, it will be so much easier if you just listen. You're only making it harder for yourself."
"Maurice, Leo, get him in position."
"Ten floggings for the boy. I don't care how old or how young you are. Sin is sin and should be dealt with as such."
'Dandellion, what are you….done. Ten floggins will befell the boy."
"Wait!! Here you go, Zeke. I knew we were hanging onto this cotton for something. It's not much but bite down on it and it'll help with the pain. Okay, you may begin."
"Hopper, I don't like doing this to people but you leave me no choice. For your acts of repeated immaturity I sentence you to ten intermediate floggings. ONE!!"
"Hmmzzs"
"TWO!!"
"Hummzs? Pain is only in the mind. Pain is only in the mind."
"THREE!!!"
"Hopper, those floggins are weak. There aint even blood spilling out yet. Give me that."
"Shadow, be careful."
"FOUR!!!!"
"Hmzzzzss!!"
"Now that's a true flogging. When blood spills like a waterfall then you know you're doing it right. FIVE!!!"
"Hey, can I see that a second?"
"Here you go, Maurice. He's all yours."
"No wonder why my baby girl has turned to darkness to get rid of everything she loves. She was raised by an idiotic immature manchild like you. SIX!!!"
"Daddy, can I see that?"
"Let her take a spin. Maturity is not by age but by mind and I am certain she is ready."
"Here you go, little angel. Remember, this is not a piñata at your birthdays. This one draws out stuff other than candy. You whack him good now you hear?"
"THIS IS FOR MY SISTER!! SEVEN!!"
" Leo, do you want a turn? There are only three left so you better hurry up."
"Yea, I'll take a whack or two only if someone comes over here and holds him while I'm gone."
"I'm on it."
"Thank you. Hello Zeke, I'm sorry to do this and hope that we're still friends later, later is later. Right now you need correction for all those times you controlled me into doing something you well knew I didn't want to. Well I'm here today to show you that I am not someone's property. I am my own flesh and blood and as such I can make decisions on my own. I don't need an immature child telling me what I can and can't do. EIGHT!!!"
"Ooo, you wacked him good. I can see the indentations you left!"
"NINE!! Who wants the last hit?"
"You don't want to take it? He has hurt you the most."
"No, I am perfectly fine and will live. Maurice deserves this last hit more than me and more than any of us here. Knock him dead, sir."
"Thank you, young man. OO, gotta crack some knuckles and get ready so that I can crack some ribs."
"Wait...waitt!!"
"THIS IS FOR MY DAUGHTER, YOU BASTARD!!!! TEN!!!!"
"You just fell him like a log."
" Is he dead?"
"No, but I'm sure he wishes death more than life right about now. Here, son. You can go throw this stick in the fire with the others now. Hopefully we have no more need for it."
"Shadow, scoop up the pee and ummm here...put it in this cylinder as well as the other items we have retrieved; until we find the bottle."
"Yes sir!!"