I go and talk to the Crown Prince who`s always here, but now not like his usual self, his distress and complaining to me about his father`s sudden stepping down on the thrown.
"Can you believed that Lord Guardian? He suddenly call a emergency meeting just to say to all of us his stepping down as an Emperor and make me the next Emperor?! How selfish can he be?!" The Crown Prince said and I just nod, like hell I care I have my own problem here! "His old anyway? Why not take his throne?" I said but he shook his head.
"He could still stay at the throne for 500 years! now that his a god! he can become the Emperor till the end of time! Why me?! I am happy as the crown prince! talking to few people and having tea all day with my wife!" He said again and pointed the Emperor who is now talking to two crazy people the Old Mayor and the Old Bandit!
"See that?! His two new body has a decent amount of priority on their job but look my father?! His having tea! drinking! God damn it! He become useless!" He said, his almost crying now, I am sure of it! a few more complain and this jacka*s will cry! "Alright, you drink too much already, don`t worry, your backer is a god! I am sure as the New Emperor you will sail smoothly! and If you really can`t take it, let your council do their job for ones." I said, well that`s what I always do! my people do my job for me! Well they are all good at what they did and I am happy.
"Anyway, you should take a sleep, maybe tomorrow your father will get back what he said about quitting!" I said and he nod and start walking to their villa but he glare to his father first before truly leaving, and his father shook his head. "I can`t believed that child! when he was young he always tell me he want to become the Emperor now that his becoming one he suddenly don`t want too!" The Old Emperor said and I nod, the son leave and the father is here to complain! Am I a Guidance Councilor? Do I need to hear their complains?!
"Why would you suddenly want to quit your job anyway?" I asked and he smirk. "True calling! I want to preach in your newly build temple! the other two said it`s alright! they also said it will be easier to go here! after all after my preaching in the morning I can go here and just go back when it`s afternoon preaching and go back after this! I can worship you then I am free! not like the job of an Emperor, you need to deal with your people`s mess and make sure everything is running smoothly! that job is the worse! now that I become a god, I feel that being an Emperor is now useless." He said and I nod, well his ruling a human Empire after all!
"I`ll probably get sick with that too, but you don`t need to shove all your problem to your only son." I said and he just smirk. "That kid is great in many ways, the Nolan Empire`s economy become this prosperous because of him, and his just a crown prince with limited power at that time, now that he will become Emperor I am sure my Empire will prosper more." He said and now I understand, as I can see too his breaming with talent, why would they target his weakness anyway if his not talented, now that the baby always stay here, he don`t need to fear any attack, and the elves love to take care of the baby too! not to mention the baby is as free as the wind here! she`s adored by everyone, not to mention the slimes who always watch her making sure that every time she fall on her walk a slime will be her cushion.
"Well I`ll not interfere in this one, but do me a favor? can you get me a guild card? I want to be an adventurer." I said and he look at me and smile. "As you will Lord Guardian!" He said and walk to the portal happily, and when the night come Santarea drag me inside my room and everyone is ready.
"Let`s do this!" I said and they all embrace me and the night never been cold to me! I should indulge myself like this in the past! I am truly a failure as a Demon Lord!
When morning come like usual, Night will appear we will have our time inside of the bathtub and do our daily routine, 3days passed and I hear that the Emperor finally resign to his throne and become a priest in my temple! shit! he even drove other religion out of their Empire to preach for me! of course the other want to complain but when his halo appear and he show his authority that Lucia let him do everyone shut up, now everyone from the Nolan Empire is starting to convert to this made up religion! and I can feel fate power breaming inside of me much more!
"I am sorry Lord Guardian, those Guild Bases are too slow! here is your Guild Card!" He said and I read it, Lord Guardian Sauron! Holy fcking shit! "Lord Guardian Sauron?! why would you name my card like this?" I asked but he stand tall and look so proud.
"The Lord Guardian using an alias is a blasphemy! It will only tarnish the Lord Guardian`s name!" He said proudly, god his getting as crazy as the other two, and those two agreed and I look to Lucia and she`s smiling! she`s happy to what she is hearing. "I like your style! your right! that`s a big insult using at alias!" Lucia said I want to cry! I really do!
"What about the little pup?!" I asked and he show me, Cerberus Guardian! Fck! I know that his name is Cerberus! I know that but fck! his name is so god damn cool than mine! shit! I look at the little pup and his standing tall proud and breaming with dignity! Holy fcking shit! "Change my name! I will not use my made up name just like that! my name will be Sauron... Sauron Solomon!" I said, I remember the name Solomon, that person is the first True demon lord and also the old holder if the Authority of the Demon Realm! one of my True Rival! I have a hard time defeating that guy!
"An Old name I never imagine I`ll hear again." Satan said and chuckled, that`s right his Solomon`s old Rival! but ones Solomon become a true demon lord Satan hide in the depths of Underworld where I found him. "Solomon`s power and authority is non-existence now, you are the strongest True Demon Lord now." I said and Satan laugh and shook his head.
"I am nothing but his majesty`s butler and guardian! when I swore my unwavering loyalty to his majesty my title as a true demon lord is abdicated! there is only one True Demon Lord, God King and Human Emperor in our eyes!" Satan said and bow his head and every single guardian of mine also show their approval!
"But it would took more time Lord Guardian." The Old Emperor said and I nod. "Two days, if I don`t get that in two days I`ll demolish your temple!" I said and he shriek and run fast as the wind after two more night of carnal pleasure I think all my consorts are become much more beautiful and every move they made can entice anyone, I know that if they step like that in an human empires or demon domains they will start their destruction! that is how devastating their beauty right now! even Santarea who is small and cute is now acting as woman!
When I get my Guild Card I smile and nod, now I am satisfied! "Let`s go Little Pup." I said and he nod and we vanish into thin air! time to become an ordinary adventurer!