"Where would I be with out you my friend" probably not stuck in this situation i sigh looking at my vice captain who's too occupied to hear me mutter those few words. "Hey captain are you going to stand there and make fight all the jabojlëklł, it's not my fault that you didn't pay back the loans" he huffed in frustration staring at me with he's all consuming dark inky eyes which was a commons trait among his species who dwelled underneath the liquid nitrogen dwarf planet èhjæ. "Oh stupid flipping me it's not like I was trying to bail you out so i'm flipping sorry" I yelled as I started firing the two nuclear plasma weapon at the superior alien technology
Mayday mayday our indicator blinked repeatedly as our onboard ai kept screeching about as the jabojlëklł space craft hit our main engine causing us to start to meander aimlessly in space to easily be finished by the jabojlëklł dual fusion junction re atomic core laser. " PIIIIIING" my ears rang out as the onboard ai blaring the protocol sirens that all modern space ship have that get turn on when the ship sustain exceedingly amount of destruction. "Can you shut up" Jacques complained to the neural network or sai our ai. Come on, theres gotta be a way out this mess I thought to myself while scanning the deck of my ship then it hit me like the jabojlëklł weapons hit our engine.
"Hey sai can you upload yourself to the ræaplexß uranium light speed drivë?" I asked to sai while helping out Jacques with the defense. "It is possible but why do u ask" sai replied to me, i chuckled getting down from the nuclear plasma station, I got out the ræaplexß uranium light speed drivë (ruld) and sticked it in sai control port. Download procces has began sai yelled in a mono tone voice which is nothing like his normal voice.
"Ok lets go in lifepods and get away from this mess" i yelled after sai was finished downloading, "wait what" Jacques said in confusion looking at me with his dark inky staring at my soul, which made me shiver but i digress and told him my plan of using the lifpods to escape while the ship exploded causing us a distraction. When i finished speaking his face contorted into a smile and he began cackling with his deep voice that echoed across the deck of the ship.
"Self destructing in 10 sec. 10... 9... 8...7...6...5...4...3...2..1"
"Well what are we gonna do now miss smarty pants, we dont have a ship anymore and we're stucked in this cramped lifepod with only enough rations to last us three days. Jacques cryed out. "Well we before exucting this plan i checked for the nearest hatible planet wich is only 1 day away so we just gotta enjoy the ride" I replied nonchalantly. "Well this is surprising u actullay thought something." Jacques laughed with his eyes staring at me like I said the universe funniest jokes. "Wait what do you mean its surprising I always think my plans through." I huffed wile pushing his face to the other side of the lifepods witch is only 12 metres away. Well theres no use of arguing lets just wnjoy the ride.