"I'll pass- oh! - What the hell are you doing!"
"Experimenting."
"That's not even physically possible- sweet god!"
"I am sweet, aren't I, maggot?"
"Stop- this isn't supposed to be happening! Last night was a glitch in reality! You're never supposed to do this with me! I hate you!"
"Loathe you too. Funny world, isn't it? Mothers of Rot! Lilith and Naamah! Hell YES!"
"Crap, the ground's shaking! Why? Are there earthquakes in Hell?" I panicked.
"Aphrodite's ass- aaah!"
"Sam, the building's shaking-" he stuffed his wing in my mouth. I gagged.
"Shut up!" He groaned, and the quakes intensified. The torches rattled in their holders, and his scythe rolled about on the ground.
This isn't good, I thought. Pleasure coursed through me, and it was becoming increasingly difficult to worry about the impending geologic disaster. Plus, there was a handful of feathers wedged in my mouth.