[Synchronization complete! The host has met the hidden condition to activate the system]
"Huh, what is this?" I was startled as I heard a message in my head and could see the message in front of me as if I was in an RPG game.
[It is the message of the host activating the system. Can't you read or what?]
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Who the fuck are you?" I got mad being mocked by an unknown voice
[I am the system. Are you dumb or what? can't you tell something so simple]
"Are you trying to pick a fight with me or what?"
[So you really are dumb, huh, what a stroke of bad luck being stuck with this nutshell, poor me]
"You son of a bitch why are you calling me dumb you piece of shit"
[If trying to fight an inanimate thing isn't dumb then what is dumb? oh my dumb master]
"you…"
[ yeah, yeah don't get stuck on you and say 'status' and you'll understand a little bit more]
"Status," I said even though I was annoyed I wanted to understand more about my situation
[Status
Name: Roan von Rosarict Age: 3 months
Race: Human Gender: Male
HP: 30/30 MP: 30/30
Str: 0.3 Int: 0.3
Vit: 0.3 Dex: 0.3
Stm: 0.3 Agl: 0.3
Sp: 6000
Sex Partner: 0
Special ability: Sex Maniac System
Unique skill: None
Skills: None ]
"What is the Sex Maniac System?" I asked.
[Good, you didn't ask what these numbers and acronyms were cause I would have roasted your ass off hahaha. Well, SMS is a system that will help you get stronger as you get more points, currently, you have 6000]
"How do I get points?"
[Say 'System status activate' and you'll know]
"System status activate"
[System Status Version: 1
Sex Points: 6000 Sex Partners: 0
Upgrade: Version 2 (1250000sp)
Inventory: X
Shop: Locked (10000sp to unlock)
Rewards: (Skill: Toggle on/off fertile sperm)
Missions:
Plant your seed: +10 Vit
Savor 25 different honeypots: +10 Int
Have 10 sex partners: +10 Str
Bloom 5 flowers at the same time: +10 Stm
Upgrade system: Next 2 system upgrade cost is halved
(New mission will be added every birthday and system upgrade. If an empty slot is unavailable then one random mission will be swapped for a new one.)
Sex Points earning methods:
Kissing: 10p
French Kissing: 20p
Groping tits/ass: 25p
Tit sucking: 50p
Fingering: 75p
Handjob: 75p
Cunnilingus: 100p
Annulingus:
-giving:150p
-getting:250p
Titjob:250p
Blowjob: 300p
Anal: 500p
Sex: 1000p
Cumming: (all suboptions count as one)
-in body: 10p
-in Face: 50p
-in Mouth:
-spit:100p
-swallow:250p
-in Anus: 500p
-in Vagina: 1000p
Bonus: It stacks
Virgin: x5p (Warning: It only counts the first time of each method)
Incest: x2p
Ntr: x2p
Threesome/Orgy: x2p
Pregnant: 100000p (Warning: Once per person)
Daily limits:
Can earn points by doing a max of 10 times the same method to each partner.
Auto upgrade:
Every 5th birthday the system will upgrade to its next version for free]
"Why did I get this system?" I asked but I could guess up to certain point why
[It's because of the dumb master who created this system for making such an idiotic hidden condition, which is 'infant under the age of 12 months doing sexual acts']
"But why now? I had sucked and groped her tits since I was born"
[Well that's because up until tonight you didn't do it with sexual intent, but well done not everyone can do it as they really try to be an infant in your situation and suppress their sexual desire, that's why I said you are not so dumb after all]
"Are there more reincarnated people like me in this world? And does everyone have systems?"
[No there isn't any reincarnated person apart from you in this world right now. Once every 5 hundred years, 1 person is reincarnated in this world, the last person died 78 years ago. Not everyone had systems, some did but the majority had other unique abilities, such as super strength, all elemental magician, invisibility, etc.]
"Can everybody on the planet use magic?"
[No, only 30% of the population can use magic, from which only 40% can use their magic power to fight, the rest is used for mining, farming, and other chores.]
"Can I learn magic? or get any other ability?"
[Well that's the last thing I was going to tell you about, well I guess we'll jump on it. You can choose 1 ability every time you upgrade the system, here choose 1 ability from the list]
As it said, a list of hundreds of abilities appeared in front of me. I spent quite some time looking through them as there was quite a variety of them from fight-oriented to rubish abilities, from there I narrowed it down to 10 abilities that I liked a lot.
Stat Modifier: Stats x5
Appraisal: Can see all info about the target
Space-Time magic
Mana Sense: Sense mana from nature. Mana x1000 mana regeneration x25
Clairvoyance: Depending on the mana can see glimpses of the future
Holy magic
Soul Sovereign: Control the souls of the deceased
Slavemancer: Form absolute master-slave relation
Sage Ashura: Learning ability enhanced x10
Clone: Can create clones of yourself, the number and duration depend on mana.
After pondering for a while I decided to go for Stat Modifier as it's the most convenient for me right now.
[You have acquired the ability 'Stat Modifier']
[Very good choice, Could have been better but that's also nice since till the age of 5 you have restricted passive stat growth of .1 per month, as there is no other way to increase your stats. When you turn 5 you'll be 5 times stronger than the other kids your age and having the restriction lifted you'll get stronger at a very fast rate. With this I'll be going until you upgrade your system again, use your gift wisely.]
"Wait, what do you mean there is no other way for gaining stats?"
But there wasn't any answer no matter how much I waited.