"Sparkle! Get back here! I'm gonna chop your brainless head off! I said get --"

A roaring voice of Sprite can be heard for almost a miles away while chasing Sparkle with a baseball bat.

Sparkle on the other hand just keeps on running around shouting nonsense.

"Murder! Murder! Bloody murder! Brother, spare me! I hadn't even get my first dip of a dragonfly yet! Ahhh!!!"

While he tries to dodge each attack.

"You're nothing but a white-eyed wolf! Have I not told you not to mess around with my sister! What the heck did you do? She's not someone you can toy around with! LIVE.HER.ALONE."

Just then Sparkle came to a sudden halt and faced Sprite with a puzzled look then burst out laughing.

"Wait. What? Who says I'm messing around with her? hahaha! Brother. I didn't think your sense of humor could be this --why would I toy with her. She might be pretty but she's not really my type."

Sprite's face grew darker than it already is. He don't know if w/c of this dumb-head's remark are more insulting. The first, or the later?

"Do you really think that pinching the fruit to remove the poison can save you? Why meet her in secret and give her those filthy gifts of yours if you are not wooing her?"

" I'm wooing her alright! But not for that reason."

"Then what is it?"

"Er...Give me that baseball bat first."

Sparkle motioned his hand to Sprite to hand him the bat. But the latter holds on to it tighter like he is willing to strike.

"Speak!"

"Fine!"

Sparkle folds his arms to his chest and gives out the expression that he's been wronged.

"Who else would I chase with the help of your sister if it's not you?"

'WHAT?'

"Er... Since it all came to this, brother Sprite. Can you be ...

my WIFE?"

The thing that follows is the sound of the bat hitting something that broke.

"Ok! ok! If it's not my wife, be my husband then. Just be with me."

Sprite. "... "