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Chapter 3 - 3 - giant in space

I've already updated today. But I don't care. I feel like writing.

I actually have to make homework. I just don't wanna start.

Also this book is getting way more attention then i thought. It's already on like 82 views. My other book on which I've spent way more time, Vikurai, has like 70 views. And that took way more time. How.

I've been thinking of something.

Imagine you're a giant that's too big to fit on the world, so you're spending your entire life just balancing on earth. I mean that would suck. How would you even get food? I mean, if you're that big eating human-sized portions is too little. I don't even think you could see it or pick it up. I think I would just go on little space missions to find food. And sleeping? How are you gonna do that?

I mean if you float you can't sleep do you... wait a minute how stupid have I been. Gravity. The answer to staying on earth as a giant that doesn't fit on the earth is gravity. Or isn't it? Does gravity also work on things that are this size? Does gravity even change when you're bigger or smaller than the average thing?

After the last paragraph I decided to make my homework but then I realised something.

How the fuck are you gonna breathe.

I mean, when you're that big your head will be in space.

And who gave you birth?

And how?!

Okay stop Cas, stop.