"Pfft! Ahahahaha, I can't do this anymore!" Voloha burst out laughing.
Bruh.
⟦⟦The prankster was pranked. What a progressive society we live in.⟧⟧
…
Jesus Christ, what's with everyone trying to prank me? Can't they see that I too have feelings which they ruthlessly sacrifice for a cheap laugh or two?
These guys are fucking assholes.
⟦⟦Says the guy who pranked his own Guild Member by pretending to be dead.⟧⟧
Hmm?
[There seems to be some static in our communication channel.]
⟦⟦Mmhmm, yup, there's static in a communication channel which was formed in the Information Dimension using two Eternal souls as its end points.⟧⟧
[Come again?]
Did I hear that right?
⟦⟦Are you saying something? I can't hear you over all this static.⟧⟧
[I want you to know that when you'll die, I'm going to crack open your skull and study your brain to ensure no one else turns out like you.]
