Lately, Xiao Lan has pissed me off. The more women praise him, the more I hate him. When he smiles at others, I am angry with him. I want to walk over and tear off the smile on his face. I don't hate Xiao Lan's smile, but when he smiles, he looks handsome like a prince charming without a golden crown. When he smiled, any woman would kneel before him. I like Xiao Lan's smile, but I hate when he smile to others, especially young people. After what he did to me, I felt that I was entitled to his smile. I read information about these feelings online on some websites. According to Google, these symptoms are called "jealousy", but Google is not always correct. No way, I will be jealous of Xiao Lan, after all, we are enemies, and the most important thing is that we are both men. I swear to God, if I am jealous of Xiao Lan, I will eat my own shit for breakfast every morning.
Today, Xiao Lan and I are going to see Jack and Alicia's lawyer. We still have time before the meeting so I decided to go to the farmers market. I like the freshness of the local farmer's market, and I like to be as supportive as possible as good local citizen. Since I am blind, and I have not entered the market until now. All I have to do is try not to be too far away from Xiao Lan. I saw a flower booth, and these flowers reminded me of my mother.
I took Xiao Lan's hand, and we quickly crossed the road to the other side. Once we were standing in front of the flora booth, I said, "Xiao Lan, let's get a bouquet of flower. When we go home, I want to put it in front of my mother's grave." When the young florist saw Xiao Lan, I could tell that cloud nine was floating on her head.
The florist asked, "What can I do for you?" She smiled as if there was no tomorrow. I swear I thought I saw her mouth corners next to her ears.
I said grumpily, "Roses." When I noticed that she didn't even look at me. Her question was directed to Xiao Lan. I chewed the gum inside my mouth loudly and watched the bastard Xiao Lan flirt with the young florist.
The florist asked Xiao Lan, "How many roses do you need?"
Xiao Lan the jerk replied with a smiled, "One of each color."
I finally said, "No, all red." The way the two flirt annoys me. "I don't have a whole day for you to flirt with her." I turned my head toward to look the other way, I accidently looked across the street and saw the morning news report.
The young reporter said, "Today, the immigrant murderer will be sentenced to 40 years in prison. Thanks to the efforts of our police, this appalling crime has been resolved."
I growled madly, "The police efforts my ass."
I watched the young florist carefully select each rose and trim all the thrones. Her eyes rolled between Xiao Lan and the throne. The little young florist is like a thorn, puncturing all my ten fingers. She works like a snail. After a decade of picking, trimming, and wrapping the bouquet of flower. She finally said, "A bouquet of roses is two hundred and fifty yuan." The florist looked at Xiao Lan and smiled. "I gave you a discount."
Xiao Lan replied with a smiled, "Thank you." Xiao Lan then picked up a pink rose. "How much is this?"
"Thirty yuan."
"This is five hundred yuan. You don't need to return the change to me." He handed the pink rose to the florist. "This rose suits you well."
"Have you finished flirting?" I gritted my teeth. Just when about to punch Xiao Lan, my phone rang. I reach inside my pocket and answered the phone. "Yes."
"Sir, everything is resolved, if you could meet Mrs. Chen to hand over the check to the children hospital."
"We will be there soon, if certain someone is not flirting."
Jack said, "Sir, you sound piss off."
I said, "No, I am not, I just got a little annoyed." I walked forward.
Jack asked, "Who is this person that can make you piss off."
I replied, "No, I don't even think it is a person.
"Must be something? What is it?"
"Nothing." I turned around and saw the florist holding Xiao Lan's hand. "Xiao Lan, you jerk." I grabbed the closet items on my right hand and threw it at Xiao Lan.
Xiao Lan turned around reflexively and caught the orange with his right hand. He smiled and gave the orange he caught to the young florist, which made me even more angry. Who the hell does he think he is? Even if the oranges were thrown to him, he shouldn't give it to someone he don't know. If you ask me, even if I throw the orange to him, he should peel the orange and feed them to me piece by piece as an apology.
His behavior did not solve any problems, but made me hate him even more. I gritted my teeth and said angrily, "You dare to provoke me, you jerk?" I breathed heavily through my nose. "I'm going to oranges you to death."
I angrily put my cell phone down on the wagon and grabbed the oranges on the cart, and started throwing the oranges at Xiao Lan. I watched Xiao Lan flip around like a peacock shimmering his tail flying circling the female peacocks, showing off his skills to attract the female's attention. Xiao Lan caught my thrown oranges one after another and handing them to the people surrounding him. While all these were happening and everyone was clapping and cheering, I felt like an arrow that is ready to pierce Xiao Lan's chest. Everyone was taken aback by Xiao Lan's performance, while my blood is boiling and I am ready to burn Xiao Lan alive.
I reached for more oranges, but I grabbed the owner's supplier's hand. I turned around, and the middle-aged man smiled at me.
The supplier said to me with a smiled, "That would be five thousand yuan. Usually I charge by kilograms."
I said in a surprised, "Five thousand yuan?" I looked angrily at Xiao Lan. "I am not paying."
"Did you pick up all my oranges and throw them at that handsome man?" He pointed at Xiao Lan.
"Yes, but he provokes it."
The supplier said, "Listen, man, I don't care what happened between you and your spouse, but you touched my oranges and you have to pay for it. If not, I will call the police."
I said, "Your oranges haven't been eaten yet. I asked them to get your oranges back."
The supplier looked at me and said, "Once they leave my shopping cart, I am not taken them back, so pay up." He looked at the people. "Does anyone have a video clip of this man throwing my oranges at the athletic handsome man?"
"Yes." Everyone stood on the other side of the street said at once. When I looked on the other side of the street everyone that Xiao Lan gave an orange to raised their right hand with their cellphone.
I picked up the phone, Jack didn't seem to hang up yet. I sighed twice. I said, "Jack, someone will call you and ask for damages of five thousand yuan in property."
Jack replied, "Yes sir."
"Settle this matter as soon as possible, the person is eager to get it done." As soon as I turned around, I saw Xiao Lan walking towards me with a smile. "Asshole."
Jack said, "Sir, I haven't start yet, don't rush in calling me asshole."
I apologized, "Sorry, that word was not for you."
The supplier looked at me angrily and asked, "That word is spoken to me?"
Xiao Lan said, "That word is spoken to me." He looked at the supplier. "I apologize." Xiao Lan smiled at the supplier.
"Call this person and he will take care of everything for you." I put Jack's card on the table, grabbed my rose bouquet and walked away.
"Jig, don't be too far away from me, or you won't be able to see."
"I would rather not see." I turned around, but my left foot stepped on the edge of the sidewalk and lost my balance. Xiao Lan grabbed my hand and pulled me into his arms. I was still angry with him and quickly pushed him away. "I am not so weak that you need to support me."
"Did you wake up on the other side of the bed?" Xiao Lan dared to ask me. "You have been angry all morning."
I smiled at him quickly, "No, I'm not." I walked forward. "You are wasting my time, we have to go to the law firm quickly."
We got in the car, and I didn't even look at Xiao Lan. The driver pulled the car into the street.
"Turn yourself into Alicia. We are meeting the lawyers."
Xiao Lan let out a chuckle.
"I can hear."
"Well, next time I won't flirt with anyone."
I said, "You can flirt with anyone you like." I looked at him madly. "But flirting when we are not busy."
"Jig." Xiao Lan turned to look at me. "If you are jealous, just say it."
I quickly turned to face Xiao Lan. I looked at him angrily.
"If I am jealous of you, I will eat my own shit every morning."
Xiao Lan said, "Okay."
Xiao Lan hugged me by the waist and pulled me closer to him. He kissed me. He pressed me on the back seat and jumped on top of me.
I muttered to myself, struggling to break free, "Xiao Lan."
Xiao Lan didn't listen to me, and didn't feel ashamed, he continued to kiss me and started to unbutton my pants.
Xiao Lan whispered into my left ear, "There are still thirty minutes away from the law firm, with traffic stops, we have about forty-five minutes." He continued to kiss me.