Hero, I am de chinese witer, prease rike my god grammer story

I was reborn into Pokemon one day, the reason being that I died. I died as I protested against proper spacing and people hated me for it. I was murdered (ps: his real life will only help him and never come up again) anyways, I was thrown into a white room and had been tortured for multiple hours, this made me dark and edgy or some shit, idk really.

I was then thrown into a room with god, don't ask me how I immed that he was give tree wishz, I ask for infinite of all good stat and boosting item and also include pill which give god cultivation system, this one wish number pwo I ask for de immortal art of divine heavenly pure angelic dual demon beast power monster against the heavens ultra super godly dark death and light cultivstion: beast edition lite. \

Third wshi am that all de most powerful pokemon will come to me, I want shiny dark black and red gible with spacial rend and roar of time to be my starter, I also want it to have form dat give it every type! dat Good yes, dat good.

Next he renicaertentreinmarinateinanicemixoflemonsaltandblackpepperforthatextrapieceofjuiciness. I arriive in panera bread continnent he do find rocket hideout and then go intoit he is then able to do a good thing and join and then find infinite maste rball he pick one up and den fined thde gud gible, (btw give me 1,000000!!! dollar parteon) he go and fine gud rocket base in de besd wid buz inzide!!!!!!!, dis am me best fanfiction so smash that like button and subscri bt, he then go and find de girl and think (friend will only hold me back, she bad girl.) Seconds later he finds a pretty girl and decides to giv her his secret arceus super form, it is pink becuz gurl. Sudenli without explanation cuz me lazy he head in her breast cuz funny.

Den recap am he find xerneas, gallade, Charizard, Chesnaught, and Kommo-o ice-dragon-steel-fighting version. He den evolve gible into de ultimate 4st form call garchimp, look like garchomp but spiky big bat wing and eye have blud uddernef. He then get all badge marry 2nd thot from earlier become new rocket boss and rich and he win, de end. He doesn't have any flaws btw. Elso fuk beta male japanasde and kurean.