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Chapter 2 - The Dick Grows

It took me a while, but I figured it out.

It seems I need emotion and decision. Then I need to fucking curse this idiotic boy and then...

"UAAW UWAAAAAAAH"

HA! Works everytime. So that's it shitstain. Seems like we're linked for life, and that also means you'll be getting plenty of sincere lessons from uncle dick.

Anyhow. First, it seems like moving the boy's dick means moving me. Second, it seems like it gives me more than just the feeling of being touched.

Something appeared right now. You know what it is? Fucking awesome, is what it is.

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Nameless Dick

Freedom Level: 9

Psychic Influence (Host) : 1

Psychic Influence (Others): 2

Psychokinesys: 1

Freedom Points: 1

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Get me a game and call me a panda, this is what I fucking needed.

I couldn't figure it out completely yet, but every single time I'm moved, be by the boy or others around him, I get a point.

The twitches and other reactions caused by me are useless, but the maids have had to deal with me recently, so they had to touch me.

And that is just what I fucking need. So buckle up a bit my son, whe are going to town on me, haha!

...

"WILL YOU STOP IT?!"

The hell?

That thing is here again. I looked for you all over town, and all I needed to do was to make this boy cry a bit for you to show up?

"Irresponsible prick... what do you think you're doing with him?"

The thing started to get closer... now!

A small breeze flew by and my hand felt like it had been slapped out of course.

At the same time, that... distortion... got to the boy's body. It glowed for a bit and the little thing started to sleep.

"You can barely exist while attached to a body, and the first thing you do is to harm your host? Are you suicidal or something?"

Fuck you talking about? Do I even know you? Who the hell you think you are?

"I am older than you, newb. And the kid is under my protection from now on, got it?"

He.. so what? You think I'm gonna stop because of you?

Hey dipshit! You son of a whore! Your mother just sucked five guys dry today, I suppose you deserve it, uh?

"STOP IT!"

The thing started glowing again, but I'm not gonna stop so easy you know... after all, it is all because of you, eh boy? You shitty ass can't even scratch its own balls, so you need someone to do it for youz fucking...

"YES YOU WILL!"

SHIT THIS HURTS!

BITCH, YOU THINK I'M STOPPING BECAUSE OF THAT?

FUCKING PRICK KID, I BET YOU LIKE THAT EH? I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY FOR THIS. YOU WILL PAY FOR IT, BECAUSE I SAID SO!

So what if I can't go against that distortion? I can just keep on adding oil to the fire! You don't like it? Kill me then, if you can! I bet I would just start over or something, I don't care!

"Damn insane bastard..."

Yeah, keep glowing. Come on boy! I can't even shake this little thing off with you like this! What do you think you're doing eh? Thinks this little weirdo is your mommy? Guess what, mommy is outside fucking a butler or something. It's just you and me today! So get it off already, pinpsqueaq!

Uuu..UUU...UUUAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAWWAAAAA!

HAHAHA, I got it bitch!

"Damnit..."

BOOOM

Ouf. What was that?

"I told you, you imbecile. You had to stop before..."

Before what?

"#%!$@_,-!_@_÷€!!"

One of the maids? Wait, no... oh, baby boy, daddy is here! And he is angry at you! Look at him, he's gonna murder you!

"Shut up, for the love of god...."

There are no gods baby. Also... uuuf. What the hell? Did he just slap me? Hey! This might be your son's dick, but it is MY body!

Tsk... at least it doesn't hurt... heeeey, there comes it! Baby vomit!

Babies vomit when they get too mad daddy! Guess you've got what you deserved now, HEY!

Ooofh.

It was quite quick. The guy just dropped his own son in the ground like that? What a psycho eh...

Anyhow... I got it, right on time as well.

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Psychokinesys 5

20 Freedom Points used.

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Right on time. Cost me everything I gained from the beating, but I managed to stop the boy from hitting the ground too hard.

Still, every point costs twice its amount to increase once.

And now... oh, the boy slept by itself? One of the maids is getting us on the crib, so that's that.

"You did it.... you actually did it..."

So what? What's your problem with it?

"My problem... you.... ha..."

The thing just sighed , somehow.

"My problem. Is that you just fucked me up now. So go on, enjoy your time. This boy won't serve us anymore."

You had something with it, hum? So, what was it?

"I'm the mother, that was it."

You're the whore? Didn't think you would care. Also, how can you see me?

"Look, I'm not in the mood for that now. But I guess we will need to work toghether from now on"

And why would I work with you?

"!%!%#/÷!!!!, @%#%#%$_=_÷_×€×,,,!!!"

"#@@^@$!!!###!!"

Oh, the mother just barged in, father behind her.

Is this moron evicting us? Yeah, he is. Though luck, eh. Also, why aren't you doing anything?

....

Aaaaaand.... she's gone.

Tsk.

Let's wait and see then.