Chapter Name : Boney Shit of Life
8 : 35 AM
As usual, I get out of the house to go for a bit jog. Not really, just going to my favorite computer shop. My facemask were covering my mouth and nose, and a black cap with "SAVAGE" letters in white in it's front. Wearing black jacket and denim pants, I go out of my house and walked towards my favourite plays to have some "serious sessions".
I turned right of the straight street, letting me see a definitely and same blue painted gateway, a tricycle with blue tinted motor and normal sidecar, a motorcycle of Honda and Rusi near a Wooden door with carved flowers as design.
The comshop and the owner's house were connected, and they were no fences. I moved in front of the blue giant and knocked for three times, after a while few steps can be heard, then a shuffling of keys, next was the clicking sound of opened lock, and lastly were a grunting pull inside.
A man in his almost 70's greeted me, his white and black hair completely fighting to who will win in conquering his scalp. His honey eyes twinkling with glee and a feminine aura came to him. The wrinkles formed in his brown skin makes him look like the typical old geezer but fret not, he's not like that. Since I learned how to walk alone in school I know him, let's just say I call him "gramps" for gratitude.
"Oi, Darux. You came early again, how much?", he asked smiling.
I smiled back, this old man sure know how did I work.
"Just Sixty and wait, where's my payment from before? I did repair your little friend upstairs you know?", I said casually that even if I called him "gramps" it will still be counted as disrespect.
He chuckled before nodding, getting his bag in the same place it sits alone before fishing out his wallet. He pulled out an amount of 150 pesos in his wallet before opening the bag's zipper and pulling out dozens of 1 peso coins and starts counting sixty coins.
After he was done he gave all the money to me, the 150 cash and 60 coins.
"I really forgot how you managed to fix that problematic Computer upstairs, that should be a problem later. You free when some fixing in these shop occur?", he said handling the money.
"Aye, aye. I'm only at the house, wait aren't Yeebro* Dangie can already check this all? Sorry but I can't FIX you gramps, I'm straight", I laughed joking at him.
*Pak!*
"Ouch!"
"Stop telling dirty jokes, you brat. I'm not like those gays outside, I'm just girly, but not to the point being a gay", he said sternly.
I raised my hands surrendering, I'm just joking you know?
"Whatever, just don't crap your PC with some young boy photos. I know your passwords in your secret file", I said jokingly grinning like crazy, before booting up the computer set I have been into.
Sighing he left the computer room.
*****
"What in the fucking hell, there's still no ganking in Bot Lane? what in the fucking mother's asshole are these Jungler thinking?!", I typed angrily almost shouting.
After typing, I moved out off Qiyana's E skill range zone and leave E in the middle of the lane. With only 153 HP left and 26 Mana, I recalled and came back at the base buying supplies of potions and buying Liandry's Torment as my first build.
Just as I'm walking back to the Outer Turret, the same recorded voice everytime and everyone knows who resounded.
An ally has been slain! (Draven killed Jinx)
An ally has been slain! (Garen killed Kha'zix)
Shut Down! (Jinx killed Draven)
An ally were godlike! (Nasus killed Garen)
This. Damn. Jungler.
Right now I'm playing League of Legends as Lux, Middle Lane and Dark Mage Runeset (Dark Harvest + Sorcery Runeset) as my Runes, I sighed in the team's misconception of teamwork.
Our Team Compositions were :
Nasus (Ally Top Lane) 6/0/0 Lvl 9 - Garen (Enemy Top Lane) 1/6/0 Lvl 6
Kha'zix (Ally Jungler) 2/4/2 Lvl 6 - Rengar (Enemy Jungler) 3/0/0 Lvl 6
Lux (Me) 0/0/0 Lvl 8 - Qiyana (Enemy Middle Lane) 0/0/1 Lvl 8
Jinx (Ally Bottom Lane) 3/9/2 Lvl 7 - Draven (Enemy Bottom Lane) 14/1/0 Lvl 10
Ahri (Ally Support Lane) 2/5/3 Lvl 8 - Yasuo (Enemy Support Lane) 0/9/14 Lvl 6
As you see, a typical Cancer appeared. My score were still circling in 0/0/0, since even though I'm already Lvl 8 I still didn't kill Qiyana in her low HP nor did she when I am in Low HP. Well, we still wanted to reach Lvl 10 before showing off.
Chats :
[13:02] AlexisSpank01 (Jinx) : Fuck it, Gank here you motherfucking Jungler!
[13:06] RoRuBoTh (Nasus) : Brofos Mofos, Go Suck Dick
[13:27] SexyTail (Ahri) : I Already do Lol
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[15:45] Enemy Shut Down! Jinx killed Draven. Gained 800 Gold
[15:46] Kinkou (Kha'zix) : See? she can do it
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[18:32] [All] NeoGen23 (Garen) : LOLOLOLOLOL
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[24:24] [All] ShadowKiller23 (Qiyana) : Sad :( Lol
*****
"Defeat"
"Dang it, that's just a mess...", I sighed.
Another Lose, another lesson learned. When things go shit, don't expect others to do their works.
I looked on the clock hanging in the centre of the closed door, it's already 12 : 00 PM in exact time.
I logged of my account and take all I have before leaving the shop, I felt bad having 5 Victory - 3 Defeats.
I fished out my phone to my pocket opening it with a slide looking for my favourite song, not that popular in everyone but still popular. I plugged my earphones before playing it.
It came from a famous rapper that makes rap song from horror to action games, like FNAF, Dead By Daylight, DOOM, and others.
Now Playing : To The Bones
Artist : JT Music
Lyrics :
Sans! Sans! Wake up!
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im?
No time for puns
Come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again
Welcome to the Underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans! no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic!
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You, imbecile! That was very... clever
Heh, thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the Underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the creepypasta's ready
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard?
Look, if I'm being honest
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Down here in the Underground
You're all alone
We wanted to tell you now
You're kinda boned
If you survive this prison
You will know nihilism
Don't mess around with monsters
They're scared of tiny children
Ha!
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Not so sure you'll get him with that
Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack
Leave me alone!
You know I've got a knack for the trombone
One more pun, and I'll be done
But ain't two skulls better than one?
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******
Listening to the lyrics, I remember the story of that game.
Undertale.
Since I'm playing it newly, I'm still a nuthead in the game. But prodigies may have been first but those who try and try become expert which are higher than prodigies, I must say.
I'm already near my house but feel suddenly strange, at the same time when the last lyrics of the song ends a strong sucking force from behind pulled me from nowhere.
^°^°^°^
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it...
^°^°^°^
"What the fuck?! Ahh!", I exclaimed as I pulled of my feet back. I fight back, adding pressure to my knees bending it. Looking for some help, I became shocked.
There's no one?
All colors were drained to everything leaving the monochromatic combinations of gray, black and white.
^°^°^°^
...I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster? Now you should know...
^°^°^°^
I get a glimpse of what pulled me, and to my horror...
A damn black hole!
What in the hell did a black hole were doing at my back!
The last lyrics were ringing to my ears, before my body were completely engulfed by the force of darkness.
^°^°^°^
...You've cut this story down to the bone...
^°^°^°^
At the same time...
A silhouette of an old man with brown skin and releases his aura leadership speak while his face were projected in all public television channels except A2Z and other channels. His grim face tells that he were extremely stressed of what's happening.
"My dear citizens, there are another thing we are experiencing. Portals were now scattered and all are scared or curious of what's inside, we just confirmed that this things aren't that simple..."
He said as he let out a sigh.
"My youngest daughter, Kitty... were taken inside one of those accidentally. And next news that I heard was..."
"Inside those portals, is were the literal monsters live"
******
A/N : There's no Kitty x MC here, I'd rather die if I do that.
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