In a certain palace, one man was talking to his dog. That palace was not matching to dark and gloomy atmosphere of environment. The man was sitting on the throne, throne was not so awesome but still a throne nonetheless. The dog was sitting in front of him where subjects should stand. In the throne room no one else is present other than the man and the dog.
Man : "Man, Its hard to be king but now they turn me into god. That is just ridicules."
Dog : "You did pass your trial to become a god though."
Man : "Sure did, I just wanted some challenge and end up clearing it now I am highest in authority."
Dog : "Don't forget there are others too."
Man put pressure on his word and said.
Man : "I am here because of them."
Dog : "Well, me too. I never thought that I will have that much long life. I mean, once I thought that one day die in your hands and everything changed so fast that we are here."
Man : "Yep, we here very fast, faster than I thought."
Dog : "So what's the plan?"
Man : "We will see, as right now I am perfecting a magic then we will make an army based on this spell."
Dog : "What is it, Artificial life or whole army will use this spell?"
Man : "Actually both."
....
??? : My lord, I am here as you requested."
Man : "Wow, so eloquent manners. Alright, as you know you were recommended to me by one of my subordinates, so are you ready for your training?"
??? : "My lord, if you are talking about shadow training I already completed it."
Man was stunned and said.
Man : "When this happened, Man. My subordinates are sure too conscious in term of to who to present. I am sure if you have no eloquent manner you would be not standing here."
??? : "Thank you for your praise my lord."
Man : "Here we go, another too much respectful person."
??? : "You are lord, you are role model of your tribe."
Man : "I am from tribe? You are wrong, I am not even belong here at first place."
??? : "That what you always say my lord, but you are still here."
Man : "Whatever, tell me why are you here? And where is your dog?"
??? : "My dog blew on my face but I survive after altering spell of shadow so your subordinates send me here to be judge what to do?"
Man : "Do you know how precious those dogs are, how hard is it to make? And you just blew them? Ha(signing)… Do you know an artificial life cannot come back to life?"
??? : "My lord, I will accept any punishment for loosing resources."
Man : "Get out of here and send locus in here, I think I need to talk with him."
Man shown anger and ??? Get out of there.
Sometimes later Locus entered while trembling, he heard from person from earlier that lord is getting angry and Locus was the one who send him in to meet lord. As soon as Locus entered into room he kneeled front of the man.
Locus was trembling, his lord was angry and everyone knows that if lord gotten angry it would be catastrophic to everyone. Last time he blew up one third of hell and it took far too much firepower to stop him. Every single individual who trying to stop him was actually trying to kill him since no one can die in hell they will come back to life soon or next day.
Locus : "My lord, what I can do for you?"
Man: "Why are you trembling? Its not like that I am angry on you."
Man : "Alright, what is the name of that guy?"
Locus : "Aachariya, my lord. He looks promising."
Man : "Put him in lower grade room and get me altered version of spell. Tell him that if he gives me the altered spell then I will give him gift and if not then send him to 9th level for more training and send another shadow senior to so he can tell us that where he altered the spell."
Locus got up from his knees.
Locus : "Yes, my lord."
When leaving he heard voice.
Man : "Call my dog too."
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Dog came with long face.
Dog : "what do you want man?"
Man : "Look, I can see that you are super bored and all you can do is sleep."
Dog : "Do you think I am and explosion manic? If you got something then say it."
Man : "I will send you out to see a war between 2 fronts. Humans vs Monsters and Demons, what do you say."
Dog : "I was on 5th level for long time watching unending war."
Man : "Just go in someone else's shadow, taunt him in whole war for how poor they or this individual shadow fought."
Dog : "That look promising."
Man : "That's why I am sending you, there is another experiment there of mine. Take care of that too. I don't want it to be killed or get damaged."
Dog : "Do I look like tracker machine that I can find this experiment."
Man : "Don't you know how's my experiments are? You will found it moment you see it. Afterall…"
Dog : "Afterall they all bizarre."
Before man could complete his sentence, dog spoke.
Man was stunned with dog's remark.
Man : "What do you mean by bizarre?"
Dog : "They all are bizarre no mater how you look at it."
Man : "What is bizarre about them?"
Dog : "Then what about flaming demon?"
Man : "That was my first experiment."
Dog : "Then succubus tail on female lizardmen?"
Man : "I just want them to look more attractive."
Dog : "Then that eternal fire?"
Man : "It was a war weapon at first place."
Dog : "Then Yin Yang bomb?"
Man : "It was joke on never ending war."
Dog : "Then…"
Man : "What is your point?"
Dog : "Believe me, all of your experiments are bizarre."
Man : "I am not going to retort with a dog."
Man : "Oh yes, let me give you a name"
Dog : "Let's see the name."
Man : "Do you prefer any language?"
Dog : "Russian."
Man : "Why Russian, you don't even like there vodka."
Dog : "Russian gangsters cute."
Man : "Alright what about, Prichudlivaya Sobaka?"
Dog : "No."
Man : "Then Prichudlivyy Zver'."
Dog : "NO."
Man. : "Then Prichudlivyy Fantasticheskiy Zver'."
Dog : "Why are you adding bizarre in my name?"
Man : "I thought you like word bizarre."
Dog : "Nope."
Man : "Sobachiy Sup"
Dog : "Then why don't you take this name?"
Man : "I don't have a name why should take this name as my name?"
Dog : "You have one."
Man pressured on his words.
Man : "No!!! I don't."
Dog : "Right now Nameless is your name."
Nameless : "Nameless means no name."
Dog : "it doesn't matter because everyone treat this as your name."
Nameless : "…"
Dog : "Since I am going outside than your domain, give me an alias."
Nameless thought a while.
Nameless : "Then what about a name like, Povelitel' Razrusheniya?"
Dog : "Its alright, I am going now to see my subordinate. Don't call us again."
After the dog Povelitel' Razrusheniya left only nameless left behind so he muttered by himself.
Nameless : "I am not nameless, nameless died why these idiots keep calling me nameless even when they know about this."
...…..
Aachariya : "My lord, I submitted my spell to Locus. There is no need of gift, as its duty of mine to serve my lord."
Nameless : "I don't give a damn about what do you think about. Since I decided that you are getting gift then you are getting this."
Sometime later Nameless said.
Nameless : "You can presume this as reward for making a altered version of shadow magic or spell."
Aachariya was kneeling already and now he bowed even more. His head was almost touching floor.
Nameless called Povelitel' Razrusheniya.
Nameless indicated to his dog and said.
Nameless : "You are going to war take my dog with you. He is first generation of your dog companion. He is also highly intelligent so no matter what don't let my dog die."
Aachariya : "What else my lord want?"
Nameless : "I am kind of busy here with my work so go to war and save my experiments, this dog will tell you which is my experiment and save them until I come to you."
Aachariya : "Yes, My lord."
Nameless looked at Povelitel' Razrusheniya and said.
Nameless : "My cute dog, come back soon."
Povelitel' Razrusheniya : "You are cuter one as you looks so small."
Nameless : "Who is smaller one here. I am long enough."
Povelitel' Razrusheniya : "Who is cute and small you and I both know in our heart so don't even ask that who is who."
...
After talking to everyone the men shrink, now he was look like a little boy. Boy signed and muttered again.
Nameless (?) : "It's hard to act like king, even when I don't have any talent in it."
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Translations :
Prichudlivaya Sobaka – Bizarre Dog
Prichudlivyy Zver' – Bizarre Beast
Prichudlivyy Fantasticheskiy Zver' – Bizarre fantastic Beast
Sobachiy Sup – Dog Soup
Nameless (?) – because nameless died even before Angela born so question is that who is this new guy sitting on throne?