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I watched the billboard advertisement for this Rent A Boyfriend app. It was currently a trending application that had helped many girls, from young to decrepit. Honestly, after yelling at Shi Qiang about renting a boyfriend for next week's family meeting, I was still unsure about it.
'Ah, Shi Ying, you and your mouth,' I cursed myself as I walked to the office after lunch. I downloaded the Rent A Boyfriend app a few days ago but hadn't registered myself. Because I thought I didn't need it.
And now I need it.
I NEED IT.
I registered my profile and id card as part of the registration procedure and sat on the secretary desk. I clicked on the profile, took my slightly edited photo, and put it as a profile picture.
"I don't want to take your company! Dad, I told you that I want to be free!" I jolted when I heard a voice inside my boss' room.
"Menghuo, you are twenty-five already! You refused to take a master degree in America, and now you also refused to work in my company or branch company! What do you want to do? Playing Mahjong?" Mr. Yang yelled back.
'Oh damn, this is juicy stuff,' my curious nature got the best of me, and I slowly leaned on the door to eavesdrop on the conversation.
"I told you, the company will run just well without my help! I will only come and help in need because I am the hero the company needs, but not the one this company deserves," Menghuo stubbornly said.
'What are you? Chinese Batman?' I snickered in my heart. Honestly, I've never met this guy formally, nor had he ever come to the office. He was Yang Menghuo, the sole heir of Yang Group and probably one of the wealthiest second generations in this country.
I often did the administration for this rich boy whenever he needed something from the company, but I guess he would never treat me for my thankless job.
Mr. Yang often told me that his son was a waste. Mr. Yang said that Yang Menghuo had an IQ of 148, but he didn't do anything except flying around the globe for fun or using his favourite vehicle to go around.
A helicopter.
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"You are just making excuses like before! Just tell me what is keeping you from working?" Mr. Yang asked.
"Dad, I'm also working as a model, remember? I will build my own company!" Yang Menghuo answered.
"You don't even get paid for those underwear photoshoots! You think I don't know your activity!?" Mr. Yang's voice thundered. I almost dropped my phone out of shock.
'UNDERWEAR PHOTOSHOOTS?! GODDAMN!' I had heard from older staff that Yang Menghuo had a great body and an actor-worthy face. But he actually took an underwear photoshoot?!
'...'
'Okay, I'd love to see that.'
What? I am still a maiden at heart. I'd love to see a handsome man in tight underwear. I'm not a pervert. It was just my ladylike instinct.
Yang Menghuo didn't seem to have any way to refute his father. There was a long silence until I heard a loud whirring sound from inside, and the whirring sound slowly subsided and never heard again.
'So that's why Mr. Yang had a very wide garden directly linked in his office. I really thought the helipad was just a decoration.'
Yang Menghuo was gone.
I heard Mr. Yang sighed but said nothing after that. As if facing his son like this was something usual.
It felt unreal for a moment, but I just shrugged after a while. I had no correlation or whatsoever with my boss and his son's trouble. Since my boss barely paid me enough for working as a secretary every day.
'At least, I will make sure if I ever get married, I will not marry a waste like him.'
I sat back at my secretary desk and finished my registration on the Rent A Boyfriend app.
'Ding Ding! Welcome to Rent A Boyfriend shop! Please pick your favourite before checking out. We accept credit cards only!'
I grinned at the catchy welcome message. The application did a small tutorial for me to follow. After that, I was free to explore the application myself.
'Hm... let's see the top rented boyfriends first.' I checked the top-ranking and saw many handsome faces. They were not exactly actor-worthy face, but based on each profile's review, they did fit the ideal boyfriend image.
I checked on one review that said:
'I love spending my money on Wu Xiang! He is such a great listener and a professional nagging aunty slayer! I'm your fan, Wu Xiang!'
"Wow, this guy is surely well-loved," I commented when I saw Wu Xiang's profile. Then I checked his date rate. My eyes almost popped out of their sockets the moment I saw how expensive he charged his service.
"Are you fucking kidding me?! 1500 Yuan for one hour date with him?! That's a total rip off!" I yelled. I didn't know it would be that expensive. I checked the rate of other rented boyfriends, and all of them charged about 500-1500 Yuan per one hour date.
ONE HOUR DATE!
I would never pay that much for a rented boyfriend! I can barely pay for my expensive monthly apartment rent!
Knowing my budget, I scrolled way down and found a boyfriend without a profile pic. His name was Handsome Meng God, and he charged only 100 Yuan for the whole day date. WHOLE DAY DATE!
That was only as expensive as a whole KFC bucket chicken.
'Okay, Handsome Meng God, let's do this!'