(Stop playing the song) *Everyone stands there looking confused…*
Capt. Maeko: …
Master Tazz: Well then…
Jin: Uhhhh… Ooookay.
Khan: What the hell was that?
Sonjo: Wondering the same thing myself.
Baron Hampton: Isn't it obvious? We're here to confront Sonjo for being the biggest hater ever!
Jin: Even bigger than haters of dub?
Ayumi: EXACTLY! How did you know?!
Jin: I have SOME knowledge of anime. C'mon, just because we're in a war doesn't mean I'm not informed on anime.
Khan: He has a point.
Capt. Maeko: I've always been a fan of Levi from AOT.
Master Tazz: Funny, I always had you for an Erwin Smith guy, but I can see Levi. I like Sasha.
Baron Hampton/Ayumi: *In unison, brimming with excitement* SAMESIES! WHO DOESN'T LOVE SAHSA?!
Sonjo: *Fuming with rage* Oh gimme a break! Can we please stop entertaining them?!
Khan: Damn man, we can't talk about anime?
Baron Hampton: See guys? I TOLD y'all he was the biggest hater ever!
Ayumi: So much so in fact, that he even hates on our episode titles!
Jin: Episodes? What episodes?
Baron Hampton: Ayumi and I made a vlog page dedicated to our adventures during the war.
Capt. Maeko: When did y'all even have time to do any of that?
Baron Hampton: I honestly don't know, but the reviews and ratings have been great!
Ayumi: Here, check out the first episode: "Episode 1: A War has Begun! The Ultimate Quest to Raise the Steaks!"
Master Tazz: Well, at least your content will be from original source material. I give you points for that.
Jin: But what is with… that long title?
Khan: Long, but accurate. They have spent the entire time shamelessly plugging their vlogs.
Sonjo: I cannot believe y'all are still encouraging their behavior.
Jin: I prefer to say we just let it be.
Khan: Something haters aren't capable of doing.
Baron Hampton/Ayumi: *In unison* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Master Tazz: It's the punch you don't expect that hurts the most.
Sonjo: That's it, I'm done…
Ayumi: Not so fast Sonjo! I challenge you to a fight!
*Everyone gasps*
Sonjo: A fight?
Ayumi: That's right! I'm tired of you always disrespecting and hating on me!
Khan: Oooh, the challenge has been thrown down.
Baron Hampton: Well Sonjo, are you going to accept?
Sonjo: You can't be serious…
Baron Hampton: I think you'll find that she is.
Sonjo: A fight huh? Well, it seems like I won't get a better chance… A better chance to show everyone that you're both nothing but big goofs!
Ayumi: Master Tazz, do you know somewhere where the two of us can fight?
Master Tazz: Follow me…
*Master Tazz leads them to the place where they will be battling*
Master Tazz: This is it.
Capt. Maeko: How is it that you manage to find all of these places?
Master Tazz: Just by exploring the world.
(Play JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind OST - Giorno's Theme『il vento d'oro』
Ayumi: Alright! It's time for me to RAISE THE STEAKS once again!
Sonjo: UGH! Enough of your shit already Ayumi!
Baron Hampton: Alright folks! It's just about time for the battle to begin! And let me tell you, there's plenty of hate and animosity here! Ayumi, the challenger, is looking to prove Sonjo and all the haters wrong! And Sonjo, is looking to prove that he's been right about us the entire time!
Sonjo: You bet your ass I am! There's no way I'm losing to someone who thinks they're a steak!
*Just then…*
Ja'Skaar: Well now, what's all this then?
C: Is it time already?
Jin: C and Ja'Skaar?!
Khan: What are you two doing here?
Capt. Maeko: No one has seen you for a very long time.
Ja'Skaar: I was taking a very long nap. I was woken up by the sound of Baron and Ayumi being themselves yet again. I was going to go back to sleep, but then I heard Ayumi challenge Sonjo to a fight. And so I told myself "this I gotta see!"
C: And I've just been floating around the entire time, not doing anything really.
Khan: Huh, alright then.
Ja'Skaar: I brought popcorn for everyone.
Jin: Score! Thanks Ja'Skaar!
Ja'Skaar: Well like I've been saying forever, snacks are essential.
C: I hope this fight is worth being alive all of this time for.
Ayumi: You ready for this Sonjo?
Sonjo: Please! I'm always ready to prove how great I am!
Baron Hampton: Alright it's time! Ayumi vs. Sonjo! Are you ready?
Jin: Actually I have one question. What's the camera for?
Baron Hampton: Oh, I promised to record this fight for our fans in the Sarlen homeland.
Khan: Again, when did you have time to-
Baron Hampton: Let the battle begin!
Sonjo: (I'm not gonna waste any time, I'll end this right here and now.) You're finished Ayumi! *He charges in really fast with his bo staff*
Ayumi: (Stares down Sonjo intensely as he charges in. Full confidence in her eyes and heart, Ayumi unleashes her full power!) MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! *She sends him flying to the sky with a ferocious punch! She then teleports up in the air, before unleashing more punches pummeling him into the ground*
Sonjo: WRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ayumi: MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
*The area is covered in smoke and debris, everyone is unable to see the aftermath of what has happened for a moment. When the smoke clears, they see Sonjo's lifeless body.* (Stop playing the song)
Jin: Sonjo!
Khan: Somehow I always knew hating would be his greatest downfall.
Capt. Maeko: Who would've known that Ayumi was so strong?!
Master Tazz: Not only that, but her technique was impressive to say the least. Well done Ayumi.
Ayumi: *Powers down*
Baron Hampton: YOUR WINNER… AAAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUUUUMMIIII!
Baron Hampton/Ayumi: *In unison* RAISE THE STEAKS! RAISE THE STEAKS! RAISE THE STEAKS!
Ja'Skaar: *Laughs* AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I must admit! Watching Sonjo get destroyed like that was pure delight!
C: It seems Ayumi really did raise the steaks after all.
Jin: Well do they say that haters have no lives… I guess you could say Sonjo is no different?
Khan: HA! Good one Jin!
Baron Hampton: Ayumi, you've GOT to teach me that technique!
Ayumi: Sure thing big brother! Two steak raisers are always better than one.
Jin: All jokes aside, he's not actually dead is he?
Ja'Skaar: Oh no, he most definitely is. He died about halfway through the beating.
Khan…
Jin: Uhhh… can y'all revive him?
Baron Hampton: Ayumi?
Ayumi: Well, I suppose it would be wrong to leave him like this. A steak raiser doesn't hold grudges after all.
C: Didn't this all start because you had one against him though?
Ayumi: That was different!
Khan: That's what they all say.
Ayumi: Anyway, we can revive him. But first…
(Play Renai Circulation (English Cover) - Lizz Robinett | Ladidadida Ladidadidi (Lyrics + Vietsub) ♫ (Baron Hampton and Ayumi perform their duet all of the fans at home and in the Sarlen homeland)
Narrator: And thus ends episode 21. On the next epis-
Baron Hampton: Yo, Narrator! Mind if I take over?
Narrator: Sure, why not?
Baron Hampton: Great! Thanks a lot! Hey everybody! It's me, Baron! This episode sure was funny! Ayumi sure handled Sonjo with pure class. Remember guys, hating is never accepted, especially if you want to be a steak raiser. Always do your best to be kind and respectful to others, just like you'd want them to be to you. Welp, that's all we have time for today. I'll see you all next time, goodbye!
(Created by Malcolm Holmes)