General Abdullahi was panting like a horse as he struggled with my laps. Just like a Tailors scissors, General Abdullahi parted my legs. With my left hands, I felt his manhood and heaved.
"Kemi don't mind the size. I want you to mind the engine. The engine is what matters in this critical situation. This body is not old pa. Look, it is this size that has brought me over twelve children from all my wives and concubines. If we do anyhow now, you can be the next one to be za mother of my children."
"No no no. General. Please use a condom. Please." I blurted fearfully.
"Mai ne kwandom? Eh? What is kwandom? No dan allah. It is against my tradition and custom and religion to use Kwandom. (Condom)
"I cannot come and kill my ka_na_na yara - Small small children that are in my manhood because of Kwandom mana. Allah will be angry with me. Allah does not like waste. How will I waste children just like that?
"Look Kemi let us do it flesh to flesh. Akwai dadi wanlai. It is very sweet. Very very sweet like a sugar."
"Bb..bu... But General. You could get me pregnant." I protested.
"No you will not get pregnant. You will take contraceptive. I have them plenty in my drawers. But I cannot watch my kanana yara - my small small children go in vain. What should be enjoyed, should be fully enjoyed."
When I touch General Abdullahi's penis, it felt like a screw driver. It was very slim and short. It wasn't up to the size of my index fingers. I have heard stories of men having penis the size of a Biro and rope, but I never thought that I would meet anyone with such size.
I extended the wideness of my legs so as to accommodate General Abdullahi's pot belly and fat size. General Abdullahi slided his manhood into me. I felt a tickling feeling as he drew out to go in again.
"Kemi today I will show you what a general like me can do. I don't waste time. It will be fast and sweet. Fast and sweet. Fast and sweet. Fast and sweeeet." He groaned and finally collapsed on my body.
"La illah. Kai kai… wai… Kemi, very fast and sweet ko?" He whispered.
He stood up and to switch the light bulbs on. I quickly drew the blankets to cover my naked body before the light bulbs came on. It was at that moment I saw the deflated size of the Generals penis. It was like that of a new born baby. It was tiny; even more tinier than my little finger.
Who would think that such a fat man would have such a tiny manhood? How did he manage to satisfy his five wives? How did he even manage to have children? I asked myself as I stared piercingly at it.
"Kemi, rich men with money do not waste time having sex. It is only za poor men that will do this and do that to impress a lady. Send me your account number let me transfer one million naira to your account dan allah. Then give me za address of that bastard let me send my boys to pick him up. He will suffer for his crime." He licked his fingers to swipe the screen of his phone.
"He stays at number 7 Alvin street." I pulled the blankets closer to my jaws.
"Kai. He even stays in my son area. My son owns a mansion there." He pulled the phone closer to his eyes, like one trying to solve a puzzle.